@ProbableMatt

all these letters from my heavy heart...

Joined February 2021
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I told you exactly who I thought I was, a GOD!
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anna@gyjostars
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THIS IS KILLING ME😭😭😭
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dant@dantecrack777
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
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ᨳ ଓ@sobnni
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aughh i bet ur using me just to talk to me.., aughh ur using me just to be friends
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in the bath learning how my body works
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facetime me that pussy
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clown@bugsquelcher
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To Catch a Redditor
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debo
@killmefam
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Im enjoying how gay this beer is making me
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try
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Assembling a meal
perrypunctual@perrypunctual
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my college was giving out ai xfinity ramen
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Fran@FranHee7
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Rudy@Elriodecuomo
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Succionador elite
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Ch4rl13@milktst
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Otacon. I think love can bloom anywhere
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If I see that bitch I'm gonna catch a motherfucking case again!!!
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Shittiest edit ever but please tell me someone sees my vision
✮⋆~ Nanaya || 📖 Pt 3@VioletDrives
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Replying to @VioletDrives
PUTTING IT ALL ON CANNED HEAT
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“Lets read the sbr outro lyrics!!” what it sounded like :
Thebulletthathitcharliekirk🇩🇿ⵣ@labubustrap67
Sep 25
EVEN THE LYRICS ARE ASSS
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