Someone should create a Jewish dating app called PickaJew.

Janice Turner's great closing comment in The Times (05/Jan/2019, p27). Vegans will never truly convert Omnivores (unless it's their spouse). Also, anyone who calls them Carnivores is suggesting that they ONLY eat meat, and no veg/dairy etc... 🙄

Plant-based spreads taste like shit.

Don't keep tomato ketchup in the fridge. Who the fuck wants COLD tomato sauce on their chips/fries...

What's worse then being an convertist Vegan? Saying you're Gluten Free when you're not a Ceoliac. It makes people think it's a fad and it's certainly not for people with a serious allergy.

Don't buy a fan for your radiator, they are worthless...

Favour decent chocolate over large amounts of cheaper chocolate (yes, quality over quantity). It's one of those things that's ABSOLUTELY worth it. #HotelChocolat #Cadburys 😋

Don't let other other customers or staff leave doors open in a restaurant. Cold food and the smell of cigarettes? No thanks... :P

Take your coat off when you get home, otherwise you'll feel cold when you go back outside. Also you'll look odd, it's 2019 not 1920...