᭥ 𝑷𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒎 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒆𝒇｡⏱

⠀ ⠀                ╰┈➤ 𝑴𝒂𝒏, 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 ⠀ ⠀                          ⠀𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆. ◞♡ ⠀                       ︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶ ⠀⠀               𝙿𝚁𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙾: 𝙿𝙷𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙾𝙼 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙴𝙵  ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀

accidentally explodes foil in the microwave

loads the dishwasher with chicken nuggets.

beats him up with a broom

... i understand.

no. we love eachother. i am sleeping on the couch with you.

yeah testbeds are for losers we will sleep on the couch

always remember.

if you say so...

:(

I WAS JUST TOLD I GOT UGLY IN FIVE YEARS

fucking liar

[puts it on his cheek. he now has one sticker and an eyeball.]

... [stares at his pockets. then at nyoko. pats her head.]

perfect. you're doing such a good job then!! would you like a gold star?

and your face does the opposite of amusing me.

hey

SHUT UP.