@ProResting

Another bloody actress. The one that tweets about casting calls. Proud creator & curator of Casting Call Woe. Now another bloody mum blogger too.

 London
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Joined September 2011
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Me merrily leaving every audition I’ve ever done…
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My CV: My audition:
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Because I've not posted one of these in quite a while... #unlikethebuttocks
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Happy #InternationalWomensDay from this casting call…
Casting call: Cunta. Female, 25-30 years. Caucasian. The prototypical left-wing bitch: annoying, condescending, smug, godless, sexless, hysterical, humourless, and deeply antagonistic towards strong, masculine men. You know the type. They’re everywhere.

ALT Casting call: Cunta. Female, 25-30 years. Caucasian. The prototypical left-wing bitch: annoying, condescending, smug, godless, sexless, hysterical, humourless, and deeply antagonistic towards strong, masculine men. You know the type. They’re everywhere.

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Saw @totoro_show at @BarbicanCentre this evening. What an utterly magical show and such a joy to hear the genuine gasps from the audience throughout. Also, despite it being close to 3 hours, 4-year-old was spellbound too. If you can get hold of tix, just go!
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Oh great, casting calls have hit LinkedIn too. And lol at the idea of an erotic drama for a “software development” company and the successful candidate not only having to act in it but to also market, PR and edit the damn thing…
Casting notice on LinkedIn that reads: Job description. Looking for an actress to play the role of 25 year old in an erotic drama Seniority level: Entry level Industry: Software Development Employment type: Contract Job functions: MarketingPublic RelationsWriting/Editing

ALT Casting notice on LinkedIn that reads: Job description. Looking for an actress to play the role of 25 year old in an erotic drama Seniority level: Entry level Industry: Software Development Employment type: Contract Job functions: MarketingPublic RelationsWriting/Editing

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Wish I’d had this picture to wheel out back when I used to actually use Twitter…
An old Trolls toy that says Good Luck Troll. It has a white dress, white shoes and a pink comb on a rainbow background.

ALT An old Trolls toy that says Good Luck Troll. It has a white dress, white shoes and a pink comb on a rainbow background.

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One of the greatest casting calls in honour of #WorldBookDay
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Thanks, Daily Fitness, but the only thing I can’t stop doing is thinking about this sign…
Shop sign that says Daily Fitness and an attached sign with a picture of an eagle and text that says never ever stop and be aware of the thieves.

ALT Shop sign that says Daily Fitness and an attached sign with a picture of an eagle and text that says never ever stop and be aware of the thieves.

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Context… (yes, this was a genuine casting call for anyone wondering…)
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