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Lord Admiral Lazlo Tiberius retweeted
You try to support small businesses and a peanut butter & jelly sandwich $32
Lord Admiral Lazlo Tiberius retweeted
A man built like somebody’s great-auntie, with a chin in witness protection, calling anyone lazy is crazy.
Lord Admiral Lazlo Tiberius retweeted
You couldn’t have gotten me to pose in this photo with that .380 to my head.
Wtf are we doing here, fellas.
Lord Admiral Lazlo Tiberius retweeted
That QB sitting at home listening to Marvin’s Room while the rest of the boys were vibing being 4-2
Lord Admiral Lazlo Tiberius retweeted
Not turning the ball over.
Not forcing it to receivers who aren't open.
Not running himself into sacks,
all of which he did two years ago,
is NOT setting the house on fire.
You don't have to like him, but you can be honest.
Lord Admiral Lazlo Tiberius retweeted
Deshaun Watson’s still got the keys... will Shedeur Sanders get his shot in Cleveland? 👀
Willie McGinest gets real about why Shedeur is yet to live up to the hype and solidify a starting role with the Cleveland Browns.
Lord Admiral Lazlo Tiberius retweeted
Considering MEAC play starts this week, there isn’t anyone in the driver seat
Lord Admiral Lazlo Tiberius retweeted
Западная медицина be like:
Мужчина: «Я хочу стать женщиной».
— Конечно! Конечно, коли эстрогены, давай отрежем тебе член. Твоё тело — твоё дело. Главное, чтобы ты чувствовал себя собой!
Женщина: «Я хочу стать мужчиной».
— Разумеется! Вот тебе тестостерон, удаление груди. Мы поддерживаем твоё право распоряжаться собственным телом!
Мужчина: «Я хочу стать сильнее, мужественнее, энергичнее, улучшить физическую форму и качество жизни».
— ТАК, СТОП! Тестостерон?! Ты вообще понимаешь риски для здоровья?! У тебя дисморфофобия! Токсичная маскулинность! Ты жертва маносферы и нереалистичных стандартов мужской внешности!
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Young men are injecting testosterone to be more 'masculine' - without getting doctors involved trib.al/U0Ai1jk
Lord Admiral Lazlo Tiberius retweeted
A divorce lawyer on here said “solo trips “ are one of the number one drivers of divorce filings by men and they SMOKED HIM. An actual Esq.
Lord Admiral Lazlo Tiberius retweeted
Jordan Elliott signed a 2-year $8 million contract in March...
217 days later he got into a scuffle with teammate JC Latham, took off his pads, left the facility and went to the parking lot to get his gun🤯
All that money gone for what⁉️
Lord Admiral Lazlo Tiberius retweeted
Sapp has always been a massive asshole, but my favorite part of stories like these are the dozens of civilians in the comments talking about how they would've laid Warren out for this.
Lord Admiral Lazlo Tiberius retweeted
Jordan Elliott after getting pancaked by JC Latham in practice
Ex-#Titans DT Jordan Elliott went to his car to retrieve his gun after a practice altercation with OT JC Latham last Thursday (Oct. 15).
After being told to leave the field, Elliott took off his pads and stormed out of the facility, then went to the players' lot. Security cameras captured the sequence. Veteran DL John Franklin-Myers talked him down, and no one was hurt.
The Titans released Elliott on Tuesday after reviewing the incident. He signed a 2-year, $8M deal this offseason.
News of the incident was first reported by @eastonfreeze and additional details provided by @AaronWilson_NFL.
Lord Admiral Lazlo Tiberius retweeted
If Deshaun Watson would have thrown the ball on a lot of the plays the majority of people THOUGHT someone was open in the first half..
He would have broken the NFL record for picks in a game Sunday & the Browns would be sitting at 3-3 guaranteed.
Lord Admiral Lazlo Tiberius retweeted
Ppl in my mentions Sunday: WRS ARE OPEN
