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I've been drinking a lot of bad coffee so I've gained a little weight. I've got folds, but I'm not a Folger
When he walked into my office I was hopping for a meatball hero, but he was nothing but a sloppy joe
Replying to @SeattleWebFest
Look out @SeattleWebFest ! Dick's coming at you harder than #RichardSherman on an open field. Didn't know I knew so much bout #soccer didya?
Dick Hopper retweeted
Replying to @PrivateDickHop
Just realized my copy of "the conversation" is missing. I feel very uncomfortable #ifounditinmysaxophone
Soon cancelled 90s tv show that set up blind dates and poisoned contestants at random. What is show-up or throw-up? #jeopardy #jeopardyfacts
A 1970s rock operetta about two different mammals vicious rivalry. What is cat scratch beaver? #jeopardy #realjeopardy #truejeopardy
When I walked into that bar, I could tell right away I was an old dive The drain was clogged with leaves and the drinks tasted like chlorine
Dick Hopper retweeted
#ff Webseries @HelpYourselfTV @Fifi_Fanny @newcomedians @PrivateDickHop @ActingDead @meetings_series @Growingdown2015 @HazySeries @HeroesLtd
Reporter: did you kill Cecil, or are you just #lion?
Dentist: there's no #shrug emoji! #emoji #shrug #dontpoach



