Is Jonathan wearing Ranger panties? Ona date? Did we really need to see Devin’s giant hairy nip? This season is so weird, yet her I sit after swearing I wouldn’t. 🤦‍♀️ #bachelorette

Is Kelsey’s dad available? #TheBachelor

Da fuck is Dorit wearing? #RHOBH

Not a Madison fan, but patches took me out! #SouthernCharm

I made more this year (go me!), I paid a considerable amount more in taxes. Show me the money! Nope, for the first time ever, I owe! Wth? At least SC is generously covering what I owe the fed. This simply did not turn out as expected. 😳🤔🤦‍♀️ #MeAfterFilingMyTaxes

This guy is a gem. @GullahRehabbed Very kind, not a racist, not a coward who deletes his nasty tweets. He is really trying to unite the country. Be proud, sir!

Why is she even fighting for this if he cheated after 2 months. Not a good look, Rach. desperation is not a good look. #thebachelorette

Lawd, Tino was wrong, but Rach was wrong for forcing the engagement. Ultimatums just do not work. She backed the dog into a corner and the dog bit/kissed. Date, oh, a year or so b4 expecting marriage. For freakin’ real. She demanded, he freaked. Duh! Duh! Duh! #thebachelorette

Do they pay the girls for each mention of engage/engaged, engagement/proposal? Do they pay them a bonus if they land a ring? My goodness. It’s been a month and five dates!

Sooo, she has two boyfriends and can’t keep the one she wants because he won’t get engaged after a month. Do Tino and Erich win because the others walked away? This show is so stupid, but here I sit. 🤦‍♀️ #TheBachelorette

Are you all still excited for two bachelorettes? Selecting two ladies was a bad idea or the two ladies chosen were not the right two ladies to make this work. Lovely ladies, but 🥱. #TheBachelorette

Happy Birthday to two fab babes @kimshannon and me! 😁

Twitter’s vocab word of the day: concurrent. Goodness, people. Google before you post.

Maggie is such an annoying character. Theo ranks a close second. A Million Little Things casting could have done much better.

I’m just happy he’s (Lamar) participating. Today, he gets the participation award. ~ Todd Bridges #CelebrityBigBrother

Geesus. Noella plays the victim card at every angle. I am here for the drama, but she is entirely too much ridiculously pathetic, manipulative drama. Come on @Andy do better. Please spare us! #RHOC

Noella is the conductor of the crazy train. Wowza. #RHOC

My @hulu is being a bit of a little bitch this even what can I do to avoid loading or play issues/errors? @hulu_support Thank you!

Oh, hell yes! Fantastic! #Yellowstone

Geesus. What an opening! #Yellowstone