me looking into strangers cars waiting for my UBER, not knowing what a honda civic looks like

Me at social gatherings

The kind that texts you if you got home safely

“you can’t just cut people out of your life and act like you never knew them!” me:

Realising that I have to go to college to get a job

Me coz American Horror Story is back tonight

I’m more scared about my dog’s passing away than my own

sending him to jail so he finally writes u that love letter u been asking for for years>>>>

Me getting ready for college thinking if it’s really worth getting an education

me: *plays a tv show * me: *keeps using my phone for about 15 minutes while I look up once in a while* me: This show is boring the show:

‘Spoons

when you wake up and realized you’ve drooled all over the pillow

Korean coffee art though 😍

When I fall for a guy and ends up being a fuckboy

Me thinking about that time I got picked last in PE at school

My mom when she comes home and sees that I haven’t taken the chicken out of the freezer

“You don’t have to apologize” Me:

I’m an observer, I always pay attention to detail.. even the smallest of things.

You wrote plastic surgeon wrong