they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

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karen novia d ale · Dec 24, 2025 · 2:31 AM UTC

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imleavingthiscakeoutforsantathisyear · Dec 24, 2025 · 5:00 AM UTC

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The Notorious J.O.V. · Dec 23, 2025 · 8:25 PM UTC

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The Notorious J.O.V.

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I'M THE BIGGEST STAR ⭐️ · Dec 23, 2025 · 12:31 AM UTC

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I'M THE BIGGEST STAR ⭐️@whycarolzinea23 Dec 2025

ALL I WANTED WAS YOUUUUUU

Image from I'M THE BIGGEST STAR ⭐️ (@whycarolzinea)

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The Onion · Apr 4, 2025 · 1:50 PM UTC

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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender theonion.com/nation-could-ha…

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted...

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Tomb Moid · Dec 22, 2025 · 10:31 AM UTC

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A Pimp Named Santa V. ✨🇧🇷❤️🕷️🐝 · Dec 20, 2025 · 9:09 PM UTC

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@HaangEmHiigh20 Dec 2025

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Replying to @HaangEmHiigh

MORE RINGS!!!!!! AND THE FAAAHHH LOUDER!!!! LMFAOOO

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ꕤ · Dec 19, 2025 · 9:25 PM UTC

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@glindaupland19 Dec 2025

a ticketmaster queue to view the epstein files… this is so unserious

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The Department of Justice has started releasing some of the Esptein files. There is a queue to enter the website: justice.gov/epstein

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The Shovel · Dec 18, 2025 · 9:32 PM UTC

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Howard Reassures Australians That No Matter How Divided We Feel in This Moment, He Can Always Divide Us More theshovel.com.au/2025/12/19/…

Howard Reassures Australians That No Matter How Divided We Feel in This Moment, He Can Always...

John Howard has moved to calm a tense and fractured nation, reassuring Australians that while the current levels of social, cultural and political division may feel unprecedented, he remains availa...

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Gülce · Dec 18, 2025 · 6:54 PM UTC

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Gülce@exitsenses18 Dec 2025

I waited for a natural pause to speak and missed my window. Years went by

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Sandy Horne · Dec 18, 2025 · 2:27 AM UTC

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Sandy Horne@SandyHorne6118 Dec 2025

This 'Aussie Christmas tree' photo is doing the rounds again, usually without attribution. It was taken by Layn Simpson of Gympie, in his backyard. An excellent snap. I have an invitation to visit next time I'm in Gympie 😀 You can find Layn on Instagram. Worth a follow.