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Prime Monster (Out Now on Steam)

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A democratic dystopia of truly monstrous proportions by @Cavalier_GS. Available on Steam: https://xitter.cf/t.co/klo10ta7G4

 Westmonster, The FK
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Joined January 2026
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Prime Monster is OUT NOW on Steam. Run for office in this democratic dystopia and show the voters what a real monster looks like! youtu.be/14T12vD7iJk
Prime Monster - Official Launch Trailer

Prime Monster - Official Launch Trailer

We just released Prime Monster!Step into a parliament of literal ...

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Recess has ended, and the Westmonster rumour mill is in overdrive! Find out the latest gossip in the notes for our new patch... store.steampowered.com/news/…
Prime Monster - Patch 1.4 - Steam News

Prime Monster - Patch 1.4 - Steam News

The recess is over!

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NeverMore Niche@NeverMoreNicheJul 8
#Review: Prime Monster, from @Cavalier_GS, is a deck builder roguelike about defeating your opponents through tactics, cards, and dirty tricks. While there are plenty of deck builder games, does this one beat its opponents and win our vote? Read More: nevermoreniche.com/2026/07/0…
Prime Monster, the game where the politicians are just as grotesque on the outside

Prime Monster, the game where the politicians are just as grotesque on the outside

Prime Monster is a deck builder roguelike about defeating your opponents through tactics, cards, and dirty tricks.

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If you're a Vampiric Victory supporter, we've got an update you'll really want to sink your teeth into...
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Prime Monster is currently 20% off on Steam! The Treasury was dead against this, but like the best leaders we overruled them with our wanton disregard for financial discipline!
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Sometimes in the wacky and highly UNrealistic world of the Fractured Kingdom, it's not the voters you have to worry about - it's your own MPs...
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Cavalier Game Studios@Cavalier_GSJun 15
We had a chat with the good people at Videogamesmademe about our latest folly, Prime Monster. videogamesmademe.com/article…
Interview With Cavalier Game Studios Creators of Prime Monsters • VGMM

Interview With Cavalier Game Studios Creators of Prime Monsters • VGMM

We talked with the developing team, Cavalier Game Studios, creators of Prime Monster, a satirical card-based political roguelike.

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It's a good news day for the PM, as Edge magazine has given the game an 8/10!
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GameGrin@GameGrinJun 2
Read our review for Prime Monster — a card-based political roguelike about surviving in a parliament of literal monsters gamegrin.com/reviews/prime-m… @Cavalier_GS
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Our second patch has been debated, voted on, and as of a few moments ago - released! Check out what’s changed on the Steam page: store.steampowered.com/news/…
Prime Monster - Steam News Hub

Prime Monster - Steam News Hub

Updates, events, and news from the developers of Prime Monster.

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Prime Monster: delivering for those in need.
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As the UK plunges once more into political chaos, I’ve found the roguelike deckbuilder that can help pcgamer.com/games/roguelike/…
As the UK plunges once more into political chaos, I’ve found the roguelike deckbuilder that can...

As the UK plunges once more into political chaos, I’ve found the roguelike deckbuilder that can...

Prime Monster is a smartly satirical take on the antics of British MPs

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Eyes to the right! If things get out of control, you can count on the Shrieker of the House to reinstate some order. Of sorts.
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The Puke of Wellington is certainly oozing with something...
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Think you can make BETTER poor choices?
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What can we say? Some politicians are divisive.
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Cunning is not sure about this kind of language - but can't argue with the sentiment.
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Now that's how you reassert your authority!
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Here's some of what the average monster on the street has been saying about the game:
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Even vampire PMs can get a stake in the back... Always keep an eye on your MPs!
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No leader can rise from their political grave quite like Rotilda de Cay!
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It's #PollingDay ! But as The Daily Wail reminds us, we must be careful out there...
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