@PriYeah7

Medical Doctor - Anaesthesia and ICU | Ketameanie/Propofool | Funnier than you | Only accepting DMs from sunscreen-wearers

 Going Through It
Joined August 2011
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In the next 24 hours, I will be undergoing a bilateral salpingectomy (surgical removal of my Fallopian tubes) for the sole purpose of permanent sterilisation. I'm 25. I'm unmarried. I've never been pregnant. I never want children. I'm so happy to have fought for this choice.
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لا حولَ@IdgafwarvetOct 17
Friends with benefits and the benefit is that im your friend
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Lakyn Thee Stylist@OgLakynOct 17
N’saeed like it’s Arabic
Kyle@kylofoneOct 16
let's keep this discourse going, how are we all pronouncing NSAIDs
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Girl...
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 17
Today is Forgive an Ex Day.
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Jake Hasan
@TheJakeHasanOct 16
You guys should have been there for the skate park one
Doom Coming
@GetthebagcoachOct 15
Hey man you never know what’s happening in other cities but Tiktok is here to save us and let us know
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لا حولَ@IdgafwarvetOct 15
Drunk texting him off a Coke Zero
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Roger Wilco
@RogerWilcoNHOct 15
Perfection
Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebsterOct 15
Replying to @SKress7514
what
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locumRN♨️@oreziemlOct 13
"Are you seeing anyone?" Patients!!, I'm seeing patients
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Whomst is up and ready for a romantic date at the Boo-tanical Gardens?
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Saw a really tall man taking his tiny dog on a walk and I think I finally understand the attraction some women experience when they see men interact with babies
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Please put your clothes back on. I have just remembered that Dostoevsky wrote extensively about the consequences of poor impulse control, and I think we ought to honour his work.
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Apparently the correct response to "You seem like a shadow of your former self" isn't "OMG skinny legend"
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josef k hole@poeticdwellerOct 8
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I love that winter is over but why does it need to be so hot that I feel like I need to take my boobs off and store them in a safe place to feel comfortable again
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Chris@citehchrisOct 7
she’s like if a beautiful woman was my big dawg
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Jonathan@jabberwock951Oct 7
Hospitals name your departments something comprehensible challenge. When I go to a new A&E I want to see three things - majors, minors and resus. If you tell me a patient is in the Fossberry-Whetworth Overnight Frailty Escalation Area I will not know what the fuck.
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My mom broke up with my dad for two years after they got engaged and today is their 32 year wedding anniversary. Quitters never win, winners never quit, etc etc
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If you are my ex, this does not apply to you. Stay away from me you toenail of Satan
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absolute fucking peak
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One time my dad texted me to tell me that there was a bomb threat at work, but that I shouldn't be alarmed. The follow up text was that, due to funding issues and the bomb sniffing dog retiring, the bomb squad was three men in bulletproof vests physically looking for bombs.
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In all aspects (mentally, physically, emotionally) I am the three men in bulletproof vests physically looking for bombs
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