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@PrestonsAsh

Crazy Dad! Fully loaded with Ammo..... of Puns 😶 i call it my PUNunition! King Of The Ring 2 Winner! Human and Cat dad ❤️ AFC!⚽️🔴⚪️

 Preston, England
Joined November 2009
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If America kicks off World War III and destroys civilisation before Arsenal get the chance to win the league I’m going to be so pissed off.
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Nobody: Me: Ik ben moe, ik heb honger! Mijn neus is koud, Mijn staart is koud, Mijn oren zijn koud.....En Mijn tenen ook.
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Definitely Maybe.
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The hardest thing I've ever done! And just like that you lose a loved one. Your favourite sibling. You always was the bestest boy! I bloody love you Tabs! 🤎🖤
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That wind's picking up... one minute you are washing up and then the gust hit me so hard i unexpectedly ended up in the pub.
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Put back those Garlic Naans and Grab the Ferrari of Naans.... The Peshwari! 🫓
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Everydayven for our Raven 🐈‍⬛️
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Arsenal Therapy
@ArsenalTherapy18 Aug 2023
🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME!! 🚨 We’re giving away ONE of @Arsenal’s new third kits to a lucky Gooner! 👀 To enter you must: LIKE ❤️ RETWEET ♻️ AND FOLLOW The winner will be announced on Monday! Good Luck 🔴⚪️ #COYG
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Jay Patel
@Jayp618118 Aug 2023
🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME!!! @arsenal fans, on Launch day of our new Third kit, I am giving away TWO of these! LIKE, RETWEET this tweet and follow me. Winners will be picked on TUESDAY! GOOD LUCK! COYG! 💪🏽🙌🏽🙏🏽 NOTE: I have the blue tick, please watch out for scammers!
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Arsenal
@Arsenal17 Aug 2023
Happy birthday to the King 👑
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Arsenal
@Arsenal15 Jul 2023
Finalising the paperwork ✍️
Mikel Arteta, Declan Rice and Edu pose at Emirates Stadium for our new midfielder's unveiling.

ALT Mikel Arteta, Declan Rice and Edu pose at Emirates Stadium for our new midfielder's unveiling.

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Does my mum want to spend time with me on her Birthday? NO! She would much prefer to see @davidwalliams 🎂 Wish her a happy birthday before she waffles on...
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Madjack66
@sliney669 Jul 2023
🚨 ⚠️ COMPETITION ⚠️ 🚨 STILL WAITING.... ONCE DECLAN RICE IS ANNOUNCED, WE WILL GIVE AWAY ONE OF OUR WALL BADGES. TO ENTER LIKE, FOLLOW AND RETWEET. MADJACKSIGNS.COM #Rice #arsenal #AFC #GoonerFamily #Gooners @_DeclanRice
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Arsenal
@Arsenal12 Nov 2022
The Arsenal.
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Gabriel Magalhaes
@biel_m0418 Sep 2022
Nice kick about with the boys. ⚽️❤️🤍 @Arsenal
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@pnefc9 Aug 2022
⏱️ FULL-TIME: Huddersfield Town 1-4 #pnefc A superb performance from North End seals a place in the second round of the Carabao Cup! 🔥
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Lionesses
@Lionesses20 Jul 2022
The key numbers from tonight's game 🔢 #Lionesses | @GoogleCloud_UKI
Match stats from England's win against Spain.

ALT Match stats from England's win against Spain.

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Work: Can you come back to work in the office?
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I take this guy as gospel!
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano26 Jun 2022
Gabriel Jesus to Arsenal, here we go! Personal terms fully agreed with his agent Marcelo Pettinati and his two partners. Gabriel signs until 2027, it’s 100% done. 🚨⚪️🔴 #AFC Arsenal already agreed £45m fee with Man City as revealed on Friday. Edu & Arteta, key for the deal.
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