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@PresidentTrimp shares his book list for 2017.

Puerto Rico doesn’t need our help. Their name means Rich Port. Nice try.

Puerto Rico is an island. A big island. In the ocean. A big ocean. An ocean of water. Wet, wet water.

My next executive order will be to demote Hawaii, like Pluto, into a dwarf-state.

Time to repeal and replace the postage stamp for a mileage-based system. It’s about choices. You can choose to live in rural areas. #MAGA

That’s what LA LA LAND gets for being a sanctuary city. #Oscars #Sad

FAKE NEWS! Sad CNN. Sad! #FakeNews xitter.cf/CNN/status/83608075341…

Nothing says America like the red white and blue 🇱🇷

So proud to see so many people waving #Trimp flags 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺.

#Trimp short premiering tonight in @TitmouseInc 5 Second at the Egyptian Hollywood.

From now on I’m getting all my terror intel from the Swedish Chef. #FakeNews

I’ve ordered a short border wall that will start very greatly. #Trimp

Time to #unfree American companies.

This administration was born between the patinated copper thighs of liberty.

#WWND What would Nixon do?

Note to staff: Replace the eyelid servos in the Stephen Miller animatronic.

Valentine’s Day movie night on the south lawn : “From Russia with Love”

I just signed an executive order that ensures all executive orders are written with a TLDR at the bottom.

I never called the travel restrictions a Muslim ban. “Muslim Ban” is what I call Steve Bannon when he needs a Snickers. Misunderstood!

I may be orange on the outside, but inside I’m all white, blue, and red. 🇷🇺