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Business Analyst, Teacher, former CSR & Android Dev, idiot, smark, pro wrestling fan, guitar/bass nerd, occasional cook, umm....this is hard...person?

Rawalpindi, Pakistan
Joined August 2014
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I interrupt my apathy to tell you, any politician that tries to spin the genocide in gaza as the fault of Satanyahu govt, is actually a closeted zio. Every other party is even worse in their hatred
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This has to be one of the most creative headlines ever.πŸ˜‚β€οΈ
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Quand tu te rends compte que Β« J’ai fait toutes mes Γ©tudes sans ChatGPT Β» est en train de devenir la nouvelle version de Β« Je marchais 10 km pour aller Γ  l’école Β», dont les parents se vantent.
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fiel creyente de que mientras mΓ‘s limitada intelectualmente es una persona, mΓ‘s idealizado tiene a Estados Unidos
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If you live in Pakistan, may Allah keep you away from hospitals, police stations and courts.
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Remember to treat your body like a data center. Consume as much literature and water as possible.
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Shaitan Bhai confuse hojaye iss ek statement se
Replying to @zoemalyks_chai
Allah Pak ki qasam this is exactly what tarot said.
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Anyone who puts his ethnicity above Pakistan, deserves death sentence. Islam comes first, we’re all Muslims, then Pakistanis. Stay united. Fuck ethno-nationalism.
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All the fake activists for the Qatar World Cup are awfully quiet
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Lo g delegation war rukwane Aya hai but Ayesha g is concerned about the genitalia of the negotiators..... This is bigger than 🌈 representation 🌈 (It's a spongebob meme not an LG tv reference but if the shoe fits...)
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I used to have this mental illness where l thought logical arguments would change someone's mind
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somebody called islamabad's sector E-11 ghareebo ka epstein island wtf 😭😭😭
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If JD Vance has a presser planned in Pakistan or anywhere else during the next few days, can some journalist with access ask him about Pakistan's meme game? Please RT for visibility. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
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I hope JD Vance apnay ID card ki photocopiyan sath la raha
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I love how the entirety of Pakistani Twitter is going "ao na khushbu laga k" "Han to Kya ghalat bola wo?" Or "Aap kon?"
The Prime Minister's Office: Pakistan Defence Minister’s call for Israel’s annihilation is outrageous. This is not a statement that can be tolerated from any government, especially not from one that claims to be a neutral arbiter for peace.
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Replying to @Mallufideintent
Admiral Khi Khi
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Latest from irrelevant fantasyland
Unbeknownst to all, the Islamabad Talks are actually taking place under the security cover provided by the REAL net security provider in the region, which prefers to remain unnamed for reasons of modesty. Prowling the Arabian Sea, securing the whole region, is the INS Vishwaguru, the world's first stealth aircraft carrier, manufactured by HAL.
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