Do you know how batshit unhinged you have to be for a man who loves you to block you everywhere and you still find your way to his Gmail? Bro said I love you to death but I have to run for my life. Anyway I enjoyed reading this, you are both writers!
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Remember feeling overwhelmed and tired of everything on a night bus, listening to J. Cole’s Love Yourz. As my eyes were getting watery, I just kept telling myself that there’s no such thing as a life better than mine.
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I’m not even religious, but I love when secular artists make good semi-worship songs.
• Iseoluwa - Fireboy
• Grateful - Phyno
• Jah Jah Knows, Amen - Omah Lay
Music is the one thing that bypasses belief for me. Even if it’s witchcraft, if it sounds good, I’m playing it.
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I knew I should’ve run when that man asked for my contact in the name of friendship, but I thought maybe he’s just sociable. Next day I’m seeing “how was your night?” I finally ran when he asked to hang and talk business, only to start talking shit like “I love your mustache”😭
How do men ask other men to be friends without making it sound like they are asking them on a date? 😭
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People whose fathers sit at home drinking kaikai in the morning while their mothers go to the market and farm to hustle, will say the majority of Nigerian women are breadwinners. Then you, an Igbo girl whose father gave everything in the world will join them. Because borrowing trauma is cute.
Ever since I realized that tweeting more about the music I love forces the algorithm to connect me with people who share my taste, I’ve been happier.
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So now we’re normalizing submission to intimidation & lawlessness? Do you not see the bad precedent this sets? A cultist demands your girl whom he has no history with, and your advice is to leave her? While at it, we might as well surrender the entire country to terrorists.
If cultist tell you to leave babe for him, that your babe is his babe, you leave her. That she is your babe is irrelevant. Let her deal with him by herself.
They don't teach this in school. It is street OT.
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Irl most of my compliments come from women almost twice my age and gay men. How am I supposed to use that to my advantage?
I feel like as you grow older, you should be able to spot the archetype of people that would probably find you attractive and use that to your advantage, rather than moving to any and everyone.
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You’re comparing a math problem to thousands of years of cancer, rape, and war. A failed math equation harms nobody. But if the rebel’s "method" involves murdering the other students while the teacher stands by with arms folded to prove a point, that teacher isn't wise he's evil!
2k+ comments and your best argument is still the god of the gaps fallacy. Fine, let’s assume a creator exists. Why worship an “all-powerful, all-good" god who lets his world bleed with evil/suffering? His existence only proves he’s a powerless hypocrite or a monster with a crown.
I'm an atheist, and I'm willing to examine evidence that could change my mind.
So here's my challenge to religious believers.
Give me ONE compelling argument for God's existence that doesn't simply rely on quoting your holy book, describing a personal feeling, threatening me
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That’s how one drunk looking man stopped me and my friend on the road side, looked me dead in the eye and said, “You see this girl? Make sure say you put am bele.”
We both screamed “ahhhh!” and burst into laughter. From where to where? 😭
You guys I saw a mad man and started panicking on how to avoid him so that he won’t bite me , he asked me “sho ya were ni” 😭😂….
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