@erintrevors @paxtonmacaulay @jon0909 Gould likes pizza , not cats
@erintrevors gotta love when 1 of ur best friends of 5 years won't come see you before you move out west cuz her bf won't let her#whiped
@erintrevors I've found 6 dead kittens outside so far today
If you see a tractor coming that takes up a good part of the road, pull the fuck over and slow down instead if hitting me.
@69Pratt @NickSimpson4 ta hell with the oil rigs. Canada needs more farmers. #lol#jkkkkkk. more business me
It amazes me how many townies pull over on the side of the road and get a hard on over watching the combine slam back corn#northriver#jd
My fuck tatamagouch cops are pricks#mudontheroadfromtractor#copsdaughterhitsitwhilewerecleaningitup#drivinwaytofast#apperentlyitsourfualt
“@keltonstanden: When somone pisses my little brother off they piss me off”. When someone pisses my old roommate off, they piss me off
Dads talkin to mom. Dad- you've been married to me for how long and you don't even know what kind of whiskey to buy me? Hahahaha
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Yeah, home vs. Anaheim. Hope the away locker room is wheelchair accessible for that fuckin dinosaur Teemu Selanne. Who names their kid Teemu


