Thomas Prescott (@PrescottThomas) profile picture
Joined April 2013
@erintrevors @paxtonmacaulay @jon0909 Gould likes pizza , not cats
Getting kicked by a cow < not getting kicked by a cow
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@erintrevors gotta love when 1 of ur best friends of 5 years won't come see you before you move out west cuz her bf won't let her#whiped
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@erintrevors @_allymcnutt she's to busy sucking my dick
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@erintrevors I've found 6 dead kittens outside so far today
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If you see a tractor coming that takes up a good part of the road, pull the fuck over and slow down instead if hitting me.
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@69Pratt @NickSimpson4 ta hell with the oil rigs. Canada needs more farmers. #lol#jkkkkkk. more business me
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It amazes me how many townies pull over on the side of the road and get a hard on over watching the combine slam back corn#northriver#jd
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Thomas Prescott retweeted
talking to Neil makes everything better
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My fuck tatamagouch cops are pricks#mudontheroadfromtractor#copsdaughterhitsitwhilewerecleaningitup#drivinwaytofast#apperentlyitsourfualt
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“@keltonstanden: When somone pisses my little brother off they piss me off”. When someone pisses my old roommate off, they piss me off
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I just wanna move far away and get away from everybody for a while
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Dads talkin to mom. Dad- you've been married to me for how long and you don't even know what kind of whiskey to buy me? Hahahaha
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Thomas Prescott retweeted
Yeah, home vs. Anaheim. Hope the away locker room is wheelchair accessible for that fuckin dinosaur Teemu Selanne. Who names their kid Teemu
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She's got everything I want, all rolled into one
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