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Space Cadet

@Prehab212

a whimsical lil thang

 Texas
Joined April 2009
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Am I the only person who has never seen a single episode of that SpongeBob show?
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Yeah rent was due like five days ago fuckface
Mike (@Leonard_Szeliga) profile pictureMike
@Leonard_SzeligaNov 7
A girl pulled up her checking account in front of me last night. 52 bucks in there. She was about 30. My goodness, man.
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I forgot to set my alarms for work this morning and just *happened* to wake up over an hour after I should have, with twenty minutes to get ready. Of course this is the day for whatever reason my shower water didn't get hot so I had to take a cold shower AND it's raining 🫩
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Arrived to work on time but I am starving, still half asleep, not properly hydrated, frazzled, & I look like a big wet poodle. Today will be an adventure.
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lmao
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I got into it with four different co-workers yesterday so today's goal is three maximum but ideally zero
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So far zero & only two hours to go🤞🏽
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Zero, final tally 😄
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lmao not only is she not Texan, she didn't blink that entire video what in the world
motivemami ꕤ٠࣪⭑ (@MOTIVEMAMI) profile picturemotivemami ꕤ٠࣪⭑@MOTIVEMAMINov 6
imo if you weren’t at least here for Texas History in 7th grade then you are not allowed to call yourself a texan lol
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Went to grab donuts on my break and & there was a cop stationed in the parking lot facing the road. When I was walking towards the building there was a lady coming out saying, "Hey I just want to thank you for all you do." then handed him donuts & a coffee what a LOSER lmaooo
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Me walking into work already calculating time til my break
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I am done with all my chores and errands, going to make nice dinner and turn my living room into a blanket fort and watch movies in there til bedtime ☺️
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Is it too late to make dinner and catch up on the last several seasons of Survivor? I think it is not 🙂‍↕️
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I just don’t understand the hate for 3rd party voters, why exactly do you believe that you’re entitled to their vote?😭
brittany elizabeth (@brittanyeliiz) profile picturebrittany elizabeth@brittanyeliizNov 4
Disrespectfully fuck all 95k of you
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no different than the last ten years? lol
🍓🧁⁷ (@strawbrrygenius) profile picture🍓🧁⁷@strawbrrygeniusNov 4
thanksgiving dinners in the state of texas are about to be insane
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Why are the tornado sirens going off? Pls. I am trying to catch up on my programs 👵🏽
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Why is everyone talking about Texas? Did something happen?
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omg am I a cheetah. I, too, am easily stressed plus I can run fast af. I am usually running to snacks but still
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Not me getting followed by three different cops at various points on the way to work this morning. AND saw two on the side of the road chillin with their lights off what is happening
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and for my next magic trick I will spend my lunch break crying in my car
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