Peter Pref (@PrefEquityPeter) | teapawt

@PrefEquityPeter

Raise interest rates to 20% I’m begging you @federalreserve

i’m looking for a VC girlfriend. having talked to 100s of VCs and founders, here’s why i’m 100% serious that this is a win-win: - i’m raising my series A for @KoyalAI in a few months. If you backchannel me, we’ll both get to Series B faster. - i’ll be your scout for founders before they get to YC/a16z. My DMs are full of ambitious people starting companies. - i can take you to nice restaurants and you can expense it as “diligence.” - you probably take better care of yourself than most founders. You can womansplain biohacking to me - most of my friends are founders who hate VCs, so you’ll get a front-row seat to the gossip. I expect the same privileges in return. - we’ll never have to argue about who pays for coffee chats. Your fund does. - if the relationship works out, great. If it doesn’t, we still generated deal flow for our respective organizations. - we probably won’t get bored talking about tech, but can also go to burning man. please DM or tag relevant friends. 23+ years old, seed and above, serious inquiries only, thx. again, not a joke. X do your thing.

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attractive wastrel @UrbaneUrban

airport terminals are the only place where i start to believe those studies claiming 10-20% of americans are functionally illiterate

aberration in the artland of the deal @ThomasSilken

im at the first day on earth convention that’s been conveniently located in dublin airport terminal 1

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They are turning NYC into quirk chungus Disneyland

Wu Tang is for the Children

Lmao they said Mamdani will bring Sharia law to NYC and all we got was line dancing at Bryant Park

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This is exactly why they call Ohio the Italy of the Midwest

mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y

Taylor Swift expressing her love for an Ohio man is only comical if you 1) don’t understand how beautiful Ohio is 2) don’t understand how irresistible Ohio men are

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As someone from New England, we have a lot of amazing things about our region but our cuisine isn’t high on the list. We have good seafood, chowder, and solid pizza but that’s about it.

Bimbo Pink Hoodwink 🧸🏓@chappUHquiddick

Replying to @shagbark_hick

New England has the best food of any region idc what anyone else claims about their regional slop

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arielle @ellycelly

okay I’ll be honest I did not predict Travis Kelce becoming the Yoko Ono of the 21st century

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If you propose to your girlfriend at a sporting event you are probably gonna get murdered in your sleep

Guy just proposed on the Jumbotron at the ball game and the girl said no and then 60 seconds later a dad and son sitting a few rows ahead hugged after they caught a foul ball How can you not be romantic about baseball

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Costco dive bar business model. Genius

@MorganBarrettX

I want a neighborhood dive bar that charges a $120/year membership and pours $3 beers

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Me and Zohran today:

Zohran Kwame Mamdani

@ZohranKMamdani

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Asking Meta's Muse what happens to my data:

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All 12 Manchester City supporters have to be devastated right now

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Smoking that Man City 114 pack today

@David_Ornstein

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…

Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches

City were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.

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*hits blunt* “Disco was just the EDM of the 70’s if you really think about it”

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Mike @hammerito

I thought the new Taylor songs were pretty good but I was really impressed by the creative risk she took on ‘Cleveland!’

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Throck #FireBerry #FireMonken @JThrock45_

This new Taylor Swift song about Cleveland is fire 🔥🔥🔥

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Karol Markowicz

He opposes billionaires, you guys.

Rabbi Linda Goldstein (🇵🇸🍉I/P Commentary)

@realrabbilinda

I wish my wXfe looked at me the way Zohran Mamdani and Alex Soros look at each other 🥰🇵🇸

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boomer origin stories are always like "Finally at 35 years old I decided to get serious with my life -- fortunately there was a national shortage of hedge fund analysts"

Replying to @skhetpal

He kind of got into investing by accident. He landed in merger arbitrage and special situations work, found out he loved it, and in 1988 joined Seth Klarman's famous Baupost Group. He spent a decade there learning deep value investing before striking out on his own.

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We don’t talk enough about this Read biographies of people who grew up in the 20th century, so much flexibility and freedom to explore was given to them Now, if you’re not an investment banker at 19 you’re fucked

boomer origin stories are always like "Finally at 35 years old I decided to get serious with my life -- fortunately there was a national shortage of hedge fund analysts"

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Yeah I ain’t reading all that

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Fumbling the smokeshow heiress to one of the largest Private Equity fortunes in the history of capitalism is very on brand for Aaron Rodgers if we’re being honest. Always choked when it mattered the most

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Not Jerome Powell

BREAKING: The Fed introduces new $1 dollar bill

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