A little bit of JESSICA Here I am ✨30s club ♈️
East Coast Livin
Joined April 2011
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why was everyone at dollar tree packed in the same aisle as me like I felt like farting lmfaooo cus what the hell get off me! and go look around somewhere else damn 😂😭💀
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my sister gon text me “I already talked to Patricia” and I died lmfaooo because that’s what I be calling my man because of his SPLIT personalities 😂😭💀
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I told my man his family can’t keep a secret for shit lmaooo but somehow I saw it coming 😂🤣 don’t look at me I guarded it like my life depended on it! 💀
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I need purple eyeshadow for one of my looks this month and come to find out I own 0 purple shades lol my bad I’m more of a nudes & gold tones girly so I had to get me a lil something and step out my comfort zone 😅
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amazon think they so slick offering that free shipping for 24 hrs after you already made the purchase lol like yall just want all my money ain’t it! 😩😂😭
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I made my thanksgiving list and will be shopping for it today and I’ve come to realize no matter how bad I swear I’m not gonna do too much there I go anyways lmao 😂🤭👐🏽
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I be scared to check my bank account after impulsive decisions while screaming YOLO 😗🤣🫣*checks* ME
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no offense to men but being a woman is just so much more fun lol like girlhood is truly the vibe 🤪🫶🏼
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