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Parody
Joined April 2022
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⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒂 𝑮𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆 𝑺𝒍𝒐𝒂𝒏
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This morning we have a posh Sami, no doubt a dapper Laura, a bitter Vivian, a hot Chiara, and probably a sleek Spencie. Then there's me... none of those things today; only a caffeine fiend.
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(Whistles) Good morning, Sami.
⠀⠀⠀ pensioners never looked so good ׅ ׅ ׅ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝑔𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝓂𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 ﹗ ⠀⠀⠀
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(Looks left. Looks right. Steps back into the abyss.)
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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(Hands her over, the tears already spilling.) I think I'm just tired, you know? No one warns you about the sleepless night just because your baby wants to sleep during the day.
⠀⠀⠀ and this is exactly where auntie sam steps in — hand over the baby ׅ ⠀⠀⠀
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I love being a mom, I love being a mom, I love being a mom, I love bein———
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I REALLY love it. I swear. (She's one voice crack away from crying.)
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ۵ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙊𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 𝙅𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘿𝘢 𝙎𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘢 (-𝙎𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘯)
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I really had to decide to come out on the last day of the year.
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Ew. [Nose scrunch. Shield's her daughter's eyes.] Get a room.
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Are you supposed to cry tears of joy every time you look at your newborn daughter or is that just me?
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Sends a text to the family chat with @sworntruths and @famedwoe once a certain little someone settles down. 📲: Guess who's finally joined us?
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See that? (Yes, she's “showing” her bump the pictures of her sister on phone) That's your auntie Sami. You'll see her all over the place.
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Glances down at the baby kicking her ribcage. Yes, Cassie is fully aware that she is about to pop. “You see your aunts, baby girl? Don't follow their example in the romance department. Follow me and mommy's, okay? Okay.” Pats where the small foot is. “Good talk.”
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As much as I love this unique experience of growing a little life inside of me, I'm ready to meet them.
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Is my ship together yet or will my child be born before their aunts cave?
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