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Person next to me in movie theater using same cologne as my boyfriend I AM BEING MENTALLY TORTURED

Me and walrus @chowder94

Just paid 9.95 for an ICED LATTE

Photo I feel weirdly pretty in

Had hamburger helper for the first time last night after not eating all day and that first bite genuinely brought a tear to my eye I want to be fat forever

Was handed a ticket while volunteering for the Chicago international film festival to go see club kid and listen to a Q and A with Jordan Firstman at the end and WOWWWWWW guys this movie is just really wow like half the theater was crying during the last scene it was brutal

My sister met her new boyfriend on Roblox at a crisp 19 years old #whatdatmean #wifedat?

Jimmy mrbeast could probably cure blindness in his next YouTube video but he chooses not to. Wake up people

Big grocer wants me to make home cooked meals I’m getting chipotle I don’t give a SHIT #fuckthesystem

“Your outfits get better when you’re stressed out because it’s something you can control” is something a delusional quack therapist would say to me (NOT TRUE!!!)

Criterion collection copy of My Own Private Idaho gifted to me by a friend

Just sneezed so hard I got an instant headache

ai omg ai everywhere that ad on your tv it’s ai your fyp is ai that funny video you swore was real guess what that’s ai too ai ai ai oh boy more slop more ai more more ai ai ai

I’m going to an A24 party this weekend and I’m genuinely torn if I should dress up as a skater from mid90s or attempt a Chris Hanson cosplay (I have no male dress wardrobe whatsoever)

Midterm study brain being fueled by nicotine and green tea and cookies from my work