˹ Tᴀᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ʜᴀɴᴅ, sᴏ ⵊ ᴄᴀɴ ʟᴇᴛ ɢᴏ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ʜᴀᴜɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴀsᴛ.. ˼ ┏━━━━━ ✧ ━━━━┓ ✧ ᴅʙ sᴀɪʏᴀɴ sᴇʟꜰ ᴏᴄ ✧ 18+ sғᴡ/ɴsғᴡ ʀᴘ ✧ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴꜰᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ↓ ━━━━━ ✧ ━━━━━

“…Yeah??? What did you think My staff was for???”

For you see, you aren’t dealing with the average saiyan warrior anymore I have risen above, practiced sorcery alongside fighting, and I have become the legendary Saiyan Sorceress!!!

actually just like a snickers bar would probably work tbh

She’d like to be a mother some day.

Holds the reader down under her butt.

“THAT WAS MY VOMIT- ALL IVE EATEN ARE MAGIC FRUITS FOR THE LAST 50 YEARS THATS WHY THEY WERE GLOWING-”

“Please just get me real food, anything will do! I’ve been eating conjured food for the longest time, and while it keeps you alive, it does not actually make you feel any less hungry-”

she just stares at him with a look of disgust. “WHY WOULD YOU LICK THAT???”

Vomits magic goop onto him after being supplexed-

Immediately lunges for the food and scarfs then down. She was so hungry.

A look of sheer agony was on her face as she sniffled, but wiped away anything that might have formed on her eyes. “Well.. could you possibly fetch me something to eat? From another planet preferably one with edible sustenance. It’s been so long since i’ve had any real food..”

“Woah! An avian creature!” The world that was around him was one of ruin, a shattered planet fractured and floating in empty space, seemingly held together by a purple aura that seemed to emanate from her body. “Welcome! Do you have any food on you?”

Uses her staff to summon someone from another world. “Oh great hero from another world! I have summoned you here for a very important quest, one that cannot be accomplished by anyone else! Could you go get me some food? i can’t leave this place and i’m really hungry.”

saiyan princess noises.

“Get that dopey look off your face! Your princess is demanding your attention!”

She waved at his face from below, realizing what he was probably thinking. “HEY! You just thought I was short didn’t you??? i’ll have you know, Saiyans were a lOT shorter during my time!”

looks up at the reader all cutely. (she is short)