Probably my all-time favorite Weekend Update joke from Norm. – at Rome, GA
Who are safer drivers? Men, or women?
Well, according to a new survey, fifty-five percent of adults feel that WOMEN are most responsible for minor fender-benders. While seventy-eight percent blame MEN for most fatal crashes.
Please note that the percentages in these pie graphs do not add up to one hundred percent, because the math was done by a WOMAN.
(HUGE reaction to that joke from the audience - lots of booing/ oohing/ laughter/ hisses)
For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be noted that that joke was written by a woman. So...
(laughter / clapping)
Now you don't know what the hell to do, do ya?
(More laughter / clapping)
Nah, I'm just kidding. We don't hire women.
I feel like having no ABS challenges tonight probably benefits the #Braves, since they have had trouble with it all year anyway. What say you @CJNitkowski? – at Rome, GA
Dadgum it @CJNitkowski I'm gonna have that theme tune in my head the rest of the day! #TheFactsOfLife – at Rome, GA
May as well go ahead and call him Brock Breakker, because there's 141-2/3% chance he'll get in a WWE ring before he plays an NFL regular season down. – at Rome, GA
Wishing a happy birthday to two truly unique WWE Superstars, @DanhausenAD and @Saraya (Paige in WWE)!
I fully expect that on my birthday, at least one of you shall return the favor! ;-)
Possibly the craziest thing about tonight's @Braves game is that JR Ritchie is in line for a SAVE in a 14-3 win. – at Rome, GA
I'd love to see this! @GoEmperors – at Rome, GA
Replying to @leprekhan
Super serial question. Could the Rome Emperors beat the Gwinnett Stripers in a 3 game series. I will hang up and listen to the response.
More proof the Midnight Express were the best ever. Even @mikethemiz stole/appropriated from them! – at Rome, GA
#OnThisDayInWWE 40 years ago on World Championship Wrestling:
A reminder that it was the Midnights, not The Miz, that came up with the Skull Crushing Finale
Dennis Condrey created this full nelson facebuster - as demonstrated on Randy Mulkey!
@TheJimCornette
This was always a pet peeve of @Jim_Powell - the "quarter pole" is the one quarter *to go* marker, not the one quarter finished marker.
I know, it's pedantic, but ever since I learned that it's bothered me. – at Rome, GA
Dear @AEW -
A big free agent just hit the market. Just FYI. – at Rome, GA
E. L. Thompson, curmudgeon retweeted
Leadoff Home Runs / Plate Appearances
Rickey Henderson 81 / 2,875
Drake Baldwin 1 / 1
I don't dislike Frenchy, but I kinda miss @CJNitkowski on @BravesVisionTV. Who will research obscure stats for us? Who will talk Wiley into doing something ridiculous? – at Newnan, GA
Dear @DanhausenAD -
I don't know what you did to the Mets and Phillies (I have an idea though), but thank you for it. Very nice, very evil indeed.
Sincerely,
E (an obvious Braves fan) – at Rome, GA
Dear @baseball_ref
Mr Nitkowski has a valid point. I noticed this too reading today's digest. Please take care of this weirdness.
Thanks,
E – at Rome, GA
If I was on the fence about ordering #WrestleMania that first hour on ESPN2 would have done nothing to convince me I should watch the rest. Pointless six-man and one of the tamest no-DQ/"unsanctioned" matches I've ever seen. – at Rome, GA














