Middle-aged man yammering into the aether. Sometimes tweets something of worth.

Rome, GA
Joined April 2008
If you're talking, we can't hear you. @CJNitkowski @BravesVisionTV – at Rome, GA
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Probably my all-time favorite Weekend Update joke from Norm. – at Rome, GA
Who are safer drivers? Men, or women? Well, according to a new survey, fifty-five percent of adults feel that WOMEN are most responsible for minor fender-benders. While seventy-eight percent blame MEN for most fatal crashes. Please note that the percentages in these pie graphs do not add up to one hundred percent, because the math was done by a WOMAN. (HUGE reaction to that joke from the audience - lots of booing/ oohing/ laughter/ hisses) For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be noted that that joke was written by a woman. So... (laughter / clapping) Now you don't know what the hell to do, do ya? (More laughter / clapping) Nah, I'm just kidding. We don't hire women.
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I feel like having no ABS challenges tonight probably benefits the #Braves, since they have had trouble with it all year anyway. What say you @CJNitkowski? – at Rome, GA
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Dadgum it @CJNitkowski I'm gonna have that theme tune in my head the rest of the day! #TheFactsOfLife – at Rome, GA
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May as well go ahead and call him Brock Breakker, because there's 141-2/3% chance he'll get in a WWE ring before he plays an NFL regular season down. – at Rome, GA
Saints WR Brock Rechsteiner — the son of Scott Steiner — has already been suspended for PEDs and delivered a German Suplex in a practice fight just a few months into his NFL career. It's too perfect. Holla if ya hear me
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Wishing a happy birthday to two truly unique WWE Superstars, @DanhausenAD and @Saraya (Paige in WWE)! I fully expect that on my birthday, at least one of you shall return the favor! ;-)
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Possibly the craziest thing about tonight's @Braves game is that JR Ritchie is in line for a SAVE in a 14-3 win. – at Rome, GA
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I'd love to see this! @GoEmperors – at Rome, GA
Replying to @leprekhan
Super serial question. Could the Rome Emperors beat the Gwinnett Stripers in a 3 game series. I will hang up and listen to the response.
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He was one hoopy frood. – at Rome, GA
Douglas Adams, British author best-known for his book series The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy from 1979 to 1992, dies of a heart attack while exercising in Montecito, California. He was 49.
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More proof the Midnight Express were the best ever. Even @mikethemiz stole/appropriated from them! – at Rome, GA
#OnThisDayInWWE 40 years ago on World Championship Wrestling: A reminder that it was the Midnights, not The Miz, that came up with the Skull Crushing Finale Dennis Condrey created this full nelson facebuster - as demonstrated on Randy Mulkey! @TheJimCornette
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This was always a pet peeve of @Jim_Powell - the "quarter pole" is the one quarter *to go* marker, not the one quarter finished marker. I know, it's pedantic, but ever since I learned that it's bothered me. – at Rome, GA
Braves in first place at the quarter pole! @BravesStats
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THAT MAN'S NAME IS ELI WHITE! #Braves – at Rome, GA
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Dear @AEW - A big free agent just hit the market. Just FYI. – at Rome, GA
I got let go from ESPN this morning. It’s all good, I’ll be fine. 10 years is a decent run. I think I’m just gonna take some time off before I decide what’s next. Good vibes and acts of kindness.
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E. L. Thompson, curmudgeon retweeted
Leadoff Home Runs / Plate Appearances Rickey Henderson 81 / 2,875 Drake Baldwin 1 / 1
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Phillies phans really will never learn, will they? – at Pigeon Forge, TN
THE BRAVES ARE DOWN 6-0 IN THE 2ND 😳😳😳 I TRIED TO TELL Y’ALL THEY WERE FRAUDS 🤷‍♂️🤣🤣
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I don't dislike Frenchy, but I kinda miss @CJNitkowski on @BravesVisionTV. Who will research obscure stats for us? Who will talk Wiley into doing something ridiculous? – at Newnan, GA
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About 3 minutes ago. It will never be "X" to me. – at Rome, GA
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Dear @DanhausenAD - I don't know what you did to the Mets and Phillies (I have an idea though), but thank you for it. Very nice, very evil indeed. Sincerely, E (an obvious Braves fan) – at Rome, GA
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Dear @baseball_ref Mr Nitkowski has a valid point. I noticed this too reading today's digest. Please take care of this weirdness. Thanks, E – at Rome, GA
Friendly reminder the Nationals three letter abbreviation should be WAS and not WSN. Every team is either the first three letters of their city or nickname OR the first letter of their 3-word full name. Chicago gets the obvious pass. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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If I was on the fence about ordering #WrestleMania that first hour on ESPN2 would have done nothing to convince me I should watch the rest. Pointless six-man and one of the tamest no-DQ/"unsanctioned" matches I've ever seen. – at Rome, GA
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