Former unemployed professional footballer, autism Dad & Bladesman ⚔️

Sheffield, UK
Joined June 2009
So if you spray a hose on a Tiger it retreats, so simple.
Endonezya’da kaplanların bulunduğu kafese yanlışlıkla giren bir kedi, kaçmaya çalışırken bir kaplan tarafından yakalandı.
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In Sheffield, yesterday, these two women came into a shop called Lulu Dresses. The owner went upstairs to help a customer. When she came down the women had gone. And so had one of her expensive prom dresses You can see one stuffing it into her bag while the other shields her Someone knows who these women are. But the sad thing is that even if they are caught the punishment will be next to nothing.
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ANOTHER 2️⃣ assists for Zak Brunt tonight... 😳 The Boreham Wood star now has an incredible 1️⃣4️⃣ assists and 5️⃣ goals in just 1️⃣3️⃣ games this season. 🚀 Absolutely ridiculous numbers! 🤯
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Sorting the Christmas do? I can bring the football stories, the dressing-room tales and a few laughs you probably won’t get from the boss’s speech. 🎄⚽ I’m taking bookings for Christmas dinners and end-of-year events. DM me or email [email protected]
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Limbs #sufc
It’s the 30th anniversary of this Michael Lake screamer for Sheff Utd at The Dell. Absolutely unstoppable. #SUFC
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Man City’s next training session #mancity #mcfc
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For the people at the back who aren’t quite grasping the shit we’re in 👇👇👇
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This is what we’re missing, Selles fucked him off and then turned McBurnie down, set us back 10 years.
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⚽️ Vintage Kieffer Moore! #EFL | @Wrexham_AFC
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Oh Are you American?
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COH sports, I want my money, I want my money #SUFC ⚔️💰💰💰⚔️
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Let’s be honest deep down no German wants England to win the World Cup, getting to the semis gets Tuchel his big pay cheque and another crack at delivering more disappointment at the Euros
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🚨BREAKING: A 17 year old girl has been gang raped by 4 Afghans in Bristol They trapped the girl in their home and she was only freed when the girls mother called police to the property
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Keir Starmer informing parliament that anyone who pushes a wheelie bin towards the police will “feel the full force of the law” But putting a police officer in hospital is perfectly fine.
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Starmer on Henry Nowak: "Don't exploit this for politics" Starmer on George Floyd:
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One of the greatest clips ever 💯
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Release the footage, you evil bastards!
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