the consumer of concoctions. elitist of elixirs. taste tester of transcendental tinctures.

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Joined June 2021
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PotionSipper retweeted
the iphone camera will beat ‘em 😭
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Was looking through the photos from when I got married and remembered this gem my brother snuck of two couples waiting at City Hall
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nigga thought the NASCAR discord mods would be literate
Don’t wish for better safety in the NASCAR Discord, you’ll be banned.
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PotionSipper retweeted
crazy how AJ clocked borat like 20 years before everyone else
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PotionSipper retweeted
phone showed me beautiful memory of klimt pregnancy test in seoul pharmacy, 2018.
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Playboi Carti shooting the cover for Self Titled at the Clout House (2017)
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you would be amazed at the amount of rules that are like this lol.
Finding out the reason Veterinarians tell you that a single grape/onion/chocolate will kill your dog is because if they are even a little bit ambiguous and say "your dog can probably eat a few M&M's and be fine" then the average pet owner will 100% give them M&M's every day.
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I remember maple leafs lining up for the Biebs x Tim Hortons merch like it was the new iPhone 🤦‍♀️
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PotionSipper retweeted
this music video is really fucking cool but i cannot stand the fact that its yung lean doing stomp clap hey music
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PotionSipper retweeted
iced coffee in hand and pimple patch on
Replying to @AQululu66418
We’ve already responded to you numerous times via DM on different social media platforms. The response isn’t going to magically change just because you’re asking the same question on X now. /Flo
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the ttc is so fucking funny in how they communicate things. brother that's all of line 1
Line 1 Yonge-University: Delays between Vaughan and Finch stations due to a communication issue.
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My Tech-Priest Magos is a fabricator. He is insanely gifted. We were looking at paintings of the Imperator Titan together years ago, and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer... 'We can't, we don't know how to do it.'
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PotionSipper retweeted
this is legit just a lucy song wtf
i was listening to elliot smith's discography and theres no way hes singing over a trap beat in 1985
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dude i know this isnt what i normally post but i stumbled upon this channel of this 9 year old kid who’s apparently been running 118k usd worth of youtube ads with his dad’s BUSINESS CREDIT CARD 😭😭
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it’s nice that the addiction with the highest suicide rate has been exploding in popularity and is able to be advertised and used basically anywhere
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The world makes a lot more sense when you remember that most people have an Imperium level "machine spirits" type understanding of the technology they use
Stolen money doesn’t go into Jason's pocket 🤦‍♂️
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PotionSipper retweeted
why does every pop girl wanna dance like this now
y’all moved on but I’m still here
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There’s a part in the book White Noise where the characters talk about losing their identity once they’ve aged out of being the primary demo for advertisements and marketing.I think about that every time I see nostalgia porn videos because they’re always just ads for old products
It's rare that AI video makes me feel any emotion. But these "nostalgiamaxxing videos" really do capture what it's like to grow up in the 90's Credit: homeforchristmasofficial
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"Alpha Gal syndrome"? Last time I checked the word "Girlboss" was still in the dictionary...
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God forbid a woman is passionate about cloud storage
Why tf is she at the Dropbox function 😭😭
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