SwankyUnicorn (@PotatoMessiah) header
SwankyUnicorn (@PotatoMessiah) profile picture

I only invest in guns and bullets; you came and checked out my profile, go fuck yourself

United States
Joined September 2021
Photo by SwankyUnicorn (@PotatoMessiah)Photo by SwankyUnicorn (@PotatoMessiah)Photo by SwankyUnicorn (@PotatoMessiah)Photo by SwankyUnicorn (@PotatoMessiah)Photo by SwankyUnicorn (@PotatoMessiah)Photo by SwankyUnicorn (@PotatoMessiah)Photo by SwankyUnicorn (@PotatoMessiah)Photo by SwankyUnicorn (@PotatoMessiah)Photo by SwankyUnicorn (@PotatoMessiah)Photo by SwankyUnicorn (@PotatoMessiah)
Republicans hit a wall because they kissed The Wall.
6
Must be a civil war if we're fighting Minnesotans...
Texans trying to keep their guns after a statewide assault weapons ban.
8
TLDR, stfu goy. 2030 can't get here fast enough to get you out.
History was made last night. For months, we were saying that 2026 was the most consequential midterm election of our lifetimes. Unfortunately, we were right. Sometimes history is to be celebrated; other times, it is to be mourned. Always, it must be reckoned with. 2026 was not simply a blue wave; it was a blue tsunami. It was an ass kicking. It was not simply a bad 2006 midterm election. It was a Watergate-level repudiation. What happened, and why? What are the consequences, and where on earth do we go from here? When all the votes were counted, the problem wasn’t turnout. Instead, our voters, Republicans, Libertarians, Independents, showed up and voted, and rejected our candidates, voting Democrat instead. We’ve lost the House. We’ve lost the Senate. When all is said and done, we will have lost eight to 10 Senate seats. We lost in historically red states, like South Carolina and North Carolina, Kansas and Iowa. We lost in purple states, like Michigan, and New Hampshire, and Georgia. And we just barely won by just a single point in bright red states like Florida and Louisiana, and then there’s Texas. Nowhere are the consequences of this election greater than Texas. In the Lone Star State, we lost every single statewide election. For weeks, I had been publicly warning on this podcast that we were in very real danger of losing everything in Texas. Far too few believed that was possible. I am very, very sorry that it came to pass. Texas has not had a Democrat governor since 1994. We haven’t had a Democrat senator since 1993. Now we’ll have both. Why were the results so overwhelming? Pundits and analysts will break down the results for weeks or months or even years to come, but several things are already evident today. Years ago, the very best political advice I ever got was from Heidi. She said, “It’s not about you. It’s about them. It’s about their kids, their families, their hopes, their dreams, their futures.” Too many politicians forget that. Take the state of Kansas, for example, a state that has not elected a Democrat senator since 1932. It just did. Here’s what exit polling showed were the top issues in Kansas. Number one, cost of living, energy, and groceries. That was listed as number one by 30.6 percent of voters. Corruption. Number two, 18.5%. The cost of the Iran war, 10.1%. The candidates are terrible, 7.9%. The Canada trade war, 7.6%. The GOP didn’t do enough to support Trump, 6.6%. Republicans didn’t pass the Save America Act, 5.6%. Trump’s focus on monuments, 5.5%, and data centers and AI, 3.8%. The top issue, cost of living, is very real. Too many in politics dismissed it. They didn’t understand. They pointed to the macro numbers showing the stock markets soaring, median income at record highs, and poverty at record lows. Those data are true, but they don’t tell all of the story. Here are some stats that are a lot more real and personal. Spam, Hormel’s processed meat substitute, broke record sales, selling 113 million cans last year. That is nearly as much spam as was sold during the entirety of World War II. 29 percent of Americans have used buy now, pay later for groceries this year. That’s double the share just two years ago. In August, banks repossessed 42% more homes than they did last year. In 2024, car repossessions topped 2.3 million, above the 2009 peak in the middle of the Great Financial Crisis. In 2025, 6% of 401k holders took hardship withdrawals, paying penalties. That is a record, and triple the norm. And here’s one that’s really stunning. Americans made more than 75 million paid plasma donations in 2026. That’s another record. That means 200,000 Americans every single day, with a needle in their arm, just to pay for groceries. That is very real pain from real Americans, and too many Republican politicians seem like they didn’t understand or they didn’t care. Food is too high, gas is too high, diesel is too high, insurance is too high, life is too high. Tariffs have made everything too expensive, and the Iran war has dragged on too long. It should have been brief, decisive, and over. It needs to end, and we should never, under any circumstances, give the Ayatollah billions of dollars. There’s a very real economic disconnect. Our K-shaped economy is a yawning divide. Last year, we saw the world’s very first trillionaire, a modern-day Thomas Edison, at the very same time that millions were struggling to feed their families. Data centers being constructed were turning billionaires into centibillionaires, while simultaneously the average American’s electricity bill went up 30% in the last five years. Understandably, people were pissed off, and elected Republicans didn’t do enough to address their very real pain. So, what do we do now? We need to listen and respond. We need to champion economic policies that make a real difference in working people’s lives, and we need to deal with the consequences. Texas is blue. That is a hard sentence to utter. But Texas, today at least, is blue. As we sit here today, I am the only statewide elected Republican who remains in Texas. That’s not something I ever thought I would say. We can be certain that the Democrats in Austin and in Washington will overshoot. In Texas, they will try to raise taxes dramatically. They may even try to adopt a state income tax, or even a California wealth tax. They will try to shut down the energy industry, destroying jobs across our state. They will embrace the radical transgender agenda. They will persecute those they perceive to be enemies, especially Elon Musk. And in Washington, they will attack Trump every single day, constantly. Impeachment hearings, subpoenas, his family, cabinet members, business leaders, open persecution, and nonstop retaliation. Make no mistake. Nationally, the radicals are in charge. The communists and the Islamists who have taken over the Democrat Party have now taken over the United States Congress. They will be unleashed. Sadly, that means many Americans will be hurt. Texans will be hurt. Their assault on business will make Texas a much less attractive place to start or grow a small business. Texas will become more like California if they succeed in halting all new investment into AI. The economic results will be dramatic. Over $700 billion in new projects are scheduled to start in the next year. If the Democrats shut them all down, our country will very likely go into a recession. That will suit the Democrats just fine. They’ll just blame it all on Donald Trump. In the next two years, we need to do two things. One, fight the madness. I will work with Democrats when they’re willing to be reasonable. Last night, I called James Talarico. I congratulated him on his very impressive victory. It was a pleasant conversation, and I told him that I looked forward to working with him to try to benefit Texas. So, if there are things like flood relief for the Hill Country, or trying to get the space academy to Texas, he and I will work together. But if the newly elected radicals push policies that hurt Texas, raising taxes, destroying jobs, opening the border, releasing violent criminals, threatening our children, undermining our constitutional rights, I will fight with all of my strength to defend Texas and to defend the Constitution. And number two, we need to rebuild, getting behind policies that directly benefit the constituents we lost. There’s a complicated story, no doubt, of what happened on Election Day, but as I see it, the key constituencies we lost were blue-collar voters, what had rightly become the core base of our party, Evangelical Christians, who didn’t show up with the same numbers and fervor as prior elections, farmers and ranchers. Tragically, we alienated rural America. Young people, who excitedly had voted Republican in 2024, and who shifted hard blue this cycle. And of course, Hispanics. For Hispanics, there’s a strong overlap with young people and blue-collar workers. In 2024, just two years ago, I was proud to carry Hispanics statewide in Texas by six points, and we swung the Rio Grande Valley red for the first time in a century. It can be done, but in this election, those Hispanic voters overwhelmingly went back Democrat. We have got to turn that around. And for young people, we need to be the party of the future. We need to champion policies that expand their future. Our two single biggest legislative accomplishments of the past two years, Trump Accounts and the school choice tax credit, which will unleash tens of billions of dollars in new scholarships for kids, are generationally powerful. I was proud to author both of those transformational policies, and yet too few candidates all across the country ran on that record. Too few voters were even aware of what we’d accomplished for their kids and their future. But we need to build. We need to expand to continue creating a new investor class for hundreds of millions of Americans, help everyone, every American, become an owner, to have real skin in the game, to create new generations of capitalists ready to reject socialism. People voted as they did because they were angry. Ironically, the Democrats that they elected are going to advance policies that will make affordability worse. The Democrats want gas prices higher. They want to ban gasoline engines altogether. Their extreme environmental mandates will drive up food prices and the prices of everything else. But hear me now: we will bring Texas back. I am filled with hope and optimism. Texas will be red again. We have not suddenly become a bunch of tofu-eating, gun-banning, tutu-wearing pinko commie liberals. That ain’t us. Texas is still Texas. We will rebuild as a true blue-collar party, not by embracing socialism, but by being real free-market conservatives. The way we built the Texas economic miracle in the first place, and we will build and rebuild America as well. When the zealots overreach, and they will, we will stand ready to lead in the direction of freedom, of prosperity, of safety, and security, and common sense. We will return to a new dawn of freedom in America. It is dark right now, but it is always darkest before the dawn, and morning is coming. That is my fervent prayer, and that is my commitment to you.
6
🚨 BREAKING: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has argued that non-citizens do not have the same equal protection rights against the federal government as U.S. citizens.
7
Dear Trump, If you try to revoke H-1B visas or deport H-1B visa holders in future, we Indians will stop visiting America for tourism and stop using your products and services. It will only hurt America's growth. Don't mess with Indians or face the consequences.
13
She can stay
This quoted post is unavailable.
46
Those monkeys in France are not burning everything in sight because they want “better education”. LMAO, who actually believes that?! They are burning everything in sight because they are monkeys.
11
Close the border with Mexico
🚨 UPDATE: A migrant caravan just RUSHED into Mexico and is now full steam ahead to the U.S. Southern Border This is NOT a freaking game! THEY ARE WAITING FOR DEMOCRATS TO TAKE POWER VOTE RED!! You see these people? Each one is a future Democrat voter if Dems take Congress then win in 2028. Punish RINOs in primary season, SAVE OUR REPUBLIC IN NOVEMBER 🇺🇸 We can kiss any hope of the SAVE America Act and ICE funding GOODBYE if Democrats take power ever again 😠
17
It's a start, I want more
BREAKING: 80% of Haitians in the cat-eating capital of America (Springfield, Ohio) have self-deported following Supreme Court ruling ending TPS This is exactly what I voted for!
27
Should stop supporting Isreal just so he's rolling over in his grave
Lindsey Graham is dead. I say we declare war on a brown country out of pure sentimentality.
57
Replying to @SouthwestAir
@SouthwestAir, we're on the tarmac not on the air. Why is your wifi slower than the 4G I get off it while on the ground. While I'm at it, @TMobile, I'm paying for 5G, and paying a lot. Give me all of 5 of the Gs, this is some bs speed.
1
83
Boarded my flight out of @flySFO on @SouthwestAir sat on my assigned seat and proceeded to fall asleep. Woke up and thought 2 things: 1 that was a good nap. 2 it's fucking hot i must have landed in Arizona with how hot it is. Then, to my horror, did I realize: we haven't left.
63
Oh no...anyways
House in Belfast occupied by immigrants is torched.
11
9/11 "never forget", NYC forgot and these are the consequences; New Yorkers are getting what they voted for and I hope they stay to face the music.
Yesterday, white supremacist Jake Lang organized a protest outside Gracie Mansion rooted in bigotry and racism. Such hate has no place in New York City. It is an affront to our city’s values and the unity that defines who we are. What followed was even more disturbing. Violence at a protest is never acceptable. The attempt to use an explosive device and hurt others is not only criminal, it is reprehensible and the antithesis of who we are. I want to thank the brave men and women of the NYPD who acted quickly to keep New Yorkers safe. Our officers ran toward danger without hesitation, demonstrating once again the courage and dedication it takes to protect this city every single day. My administration is closely monitoring the situation and I remain in close contact with our Police Commissioner.
9
You mean IEDs?
Police arrested several people after a smoke-generating "suspicious device" was thrown during a protest at Gracie Mansion. abcnews.link/FiXDOWL
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Missing context: the "smoke-generating suspicious device" was loaded with bolts and screws, plus a fuse. nytimes.com/2026/03/07/nyr…
17
So long Red Dan
BREAKING: Rep. Dan Crenshaw (TX-R) has LOST to Steve Toth in the primary (double digits), in a major upset
1
😲
"Si ellos no quieren que estemos ayudando a que pasen drogas de México a Estados Unidos…" ¡Sí lo dijo, sí lo dijo la gran hija de puta!
4
We got jew space lasers before GTA 6
No longer a “Conspiracy Theory” Israel just used a Directed Energy Weapon (DEWs) “Israel used their high-powered laser weapon, the ‘Iron Beam’” During Biden’s term the media worked relentlessly to Fact Check these weapons as conspiracy theories
37
Sailors don't want to lose their ship to a false flag and get us dragged into another war
Col. Macgregor just revealed that sailors aboard the USS Gerald Ford have sabotaged the plumbing in order to leave the potential conflict that Israel desperately wants It seems American soldiers does not want to die for Israel
2
35
"Faithful adaptation" coming from Netflix? Lmao
Jane Austen’s beloved classic returns in a faithful adaptation by Dolly Alderton, starring Emma Corrin as Elizabeth Bennet and Jack Lowden as Mr. Darcy. Pride and Prejudice, coming to Netflix Fall 2026.
2