@PossumPost

Blocking or unfollowing me = permission to steal your posts. I usually complain a lot, search “Possum Twitter” community for nothing but possums

 Hell, MI
Joined February 2014
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Happy Opossum day
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I wonder if spiders ever think that the fake spider halloween decorations are like statues of them or do they find them unsettling
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川和 吉米🚀 Jimmy K@jmtnp1Oct 17
又来了🙀
Possumest Opossum to ever Poss@PossumPostOct 16
臣亮言：先帝創業未半，而中道崩殂。今天下三分，益州疲弊，此誠危急存亡之秋也。然侍衛之臣，不懈於內；忠志之士，忘身於外者，蓋追先帝之殊遇，欲報之於陛下也。誠宜開張聖聽，以光先帝遺德，恢弘志士之氣；不宜妄自菲薄，引喻失義，以塞忠諫之路也。宮中府中，俱為體，陟罰臧否，不宜異同。若有作姦
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Melanie 🤖👽💀🏳️‍⚧️@ignoblerotOct 17
I have thought about this fucking image multiple times every single goddamned day this month
Possumest Opossum to ever Poss@PossumPostSep 7
Started watching Shameless and holy shit
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臣亮言：先帝創業未半，而中道崩殂。今天下三分，益州疲弊，此誠危急存亡之秋也。然侍衛之臣，不懈於內；忠志之士，忘身於外者，蓋追先帝之殊遇，欲報之於陛下也。誠宜開張聖聽，以光先帝遺德，恢弘志士之氣；不宜妄自菲薄，引喻失義，以塞忠諫之路也。宮中府中，俱為體，陟罰臧否，不宜異同。若有作姦
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What could you possibly need this tweet for later?
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Kittycel@Kittycel66Oct 16
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tameeh@doomersharkMar 24
stinky girl
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Ts will never make sense to me.
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I'd like to apologize to anyone that's heard me violently hiccup followed by "PLEASE GOD JUST MAKE IT STOP" this morning.
Possumest Opossum to ever Poss@PossumPostOct 16
Waking up with uncontrollable hiccups feels like being raped internally PLEASE make it fucking stop
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ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ@2oo0o0mOct 16
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Waking up with uncontrollable hiccups feels like being raped internally PLEASE make it fucking stop
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I wanna fucking cry but that makes me painfully hiccup this is so fuckinf awful
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Y'all just don't appreciate how funny this is and are ungrateful, frankly
Possumest Opossum to ever Poss@PossumPostOct 12
Replying to @ShouldHaveRacc
@ShouldHaveRacc
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Like not even one pity like, I SWEAR I'M FUNNY
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