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It takes so much for preseason scores to worry me. The Kings preseason scores worry me. Even adjusting for expectations for them. It's so bad.

they're trying to cut open the bird to find the song

Asked Doug Christie about the status of Malik Monk and Domantas Sabonis: “It’s preseason so what we really want to do is get everybody healthy and ramped up for the regular season… as soon as they are ready we will see them on the floor.” Q: Does that mean they’re not healthy? Doug: “That means they’re not playing.”

How does that even happen 😂

Each NBA team's longest active win streak vs one opponent:

That move at the :30 second mark I promise you I never saw Devin Carter do that with the Kings. I’m a firm believer that culture and reputation matters. You put on certain jerseys and there’s a different level of confidence.

“I’m tired of talking about it. I want to see it. I’m tired of trying to guess what the Kings’ rotations are. I want to see what works, what doesn’t.” @MattGeorgeSAC says he wants to see more from the Sacramento Kings' rotations tonight in Los Angeles as preseason play continues: youtu.be/VD8SCPBSv5Y

Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports

“I think one of two things need to happen for Doug to come back next year. Number one, they have to win 40 or more games.” @CarmichaelDave lays out what he thinks it would take for Doug Christie to return as Sacramento Kings head coach in 2027-28: youtu.be/qVbzK_VEI0k

They are gonna hang his vest in the rafters after that

So, I’m not joking. I’ve done all this. I’ve downloaded apps. I’ve signed in and signed out. Still can’t effing watch my stupid ass team play a stupid ass pre season game! Grrrrrr!

This is why social media was created, harmless hilarious fun

I vehemently disagree with the idea that the Kings got "played". Scott Perry saw an opportunity to build a relationship with Jalen Duren (which may still pay off down the road), but ultimately couldn’t bring him in because of the limitations of the roster/payroll he inherited. Saying the Kings got used for leverage suggests Sac somehow loses something. They haven't. Only thing that changed is they're on Duren's radar. Nothing worth being upset about.

My son and I went to @LEVIS store in Auckland, to buy him a jacket. Shop was empty. We tried it on, great fit, but the (sorry, Gen Zees) “assistant” didn’t smile, welcome us, ask “may I help you”, or acknowledge us. So, we left, 250 bucks intact. I thought retail was struggling?

Victor Wembanyama was asked if he would ever sign a deal with a sports betting company: “Absolutely not. Honestly, I think it’s very sad to see some players promote it.”

It's time for my favorite biannual Silver Bulletin feature, or NBA Future of the Franchise rankings! Our panel ranked all 30 franchises by their expected number of championships over the next 10 seasons. 30. Clippers 29. Kings 28. Pelicans 27. Bucks 26. Nets 25. Wizards

Ben Simmons just stepping in front of the media in Sacramento. “I feel great and I’m ready to go.”

Reporter: “How confident are you in carrying this team forward?” Jameis Winston: “One thing that I do is forgetting those that is behind… and reaching forward to what’s ahead.” (stares off into space) 😂😂😂