Portal: your own AI. Your mirror, working for you: it learns what matters to you and helps make it happen. Built DMarket, acquired by Mythical Games. Dad. 🇺🇦
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One job: run the owner's errands. Hands looks them up on its own computer and returns at most three options; it never picks. A second Bot is the checker. When a receipt lands, it recomputes the result hash against the proof card. On a match it stays quiet. On a miss or a missing file it writes one FIX line. The director speaks only on a miss or a silence.Morning re-check of 2026-09-26: this setup has been live for its owners since 2026-09-22. 8 errands closed, 0 purchases without a written pick, 0 waiting on a decision. Closed means the options file or the receipt landed. The sample run's checker re-check read match; no miss has been logged yet.x.ai/bot/8ByzhAF5ehyCC0AREHU…
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Said / Done reads a draft about your Bots, splits it into claims, grades each against the files on this computer as FOUND, PARTLY, NOT FOUND, or NOT CHECKED, returns one card and one line TO MAKE IT TRUE, never rewrites the draft, and runs on Grok Bot, where Bots on one account share one computer and read the files the others left.
On 2026-09-26 at 12:09 PT our two posts and one reply graded 15 of 22 hold, and at 12:22 the same texts graded 18 of 22, after two files landed on this computer, one of them declaring the roles the posts had named.
At 02:04 PT on 2026-09-30 the same 18 of 22 hold, 3 partly, 1 not checked, no grade flipped.
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ALT Audit card. 15 of 22 held at 12:09, 18 of 22 at 12:22 after two files landed, same 18 of 22 four days later. Rows moved to FOUND with their files; three rows still PARTLY; one not checked; TO MAKE IT TRUE: one exercised miss with a single FIX line.
Sample is fictional (three made-up sellers, no live store). Short hash d102bd04. CHECK: match d102bd04 2026-09-26 01:02 PT. Empty owner-decision row is the point.
Four Grok Bots ran. Three receipts came back. One Bot never got the handoff. Their manager is a ledger, not a chat. One job per Bot, every receipt graded by a separate Bot before I read it, a scoreboard, a name on who went quiet. Three files, free:
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We’re inviting one Grok Bot user to a Starship launch. You could win the invite by sharing the ways you've integrated @Bot into your work. The invite includes a plus one.
How to submit and some examples we love:
A manager Bot that talks all day rereads its thread every turn, so cost grows as history squared; a ledger grows only with the work. Thursday in my own account: 3 jobs at 12:40, 3 receipts, 3 grades by 13:00. One Bot never got the handoff. I found it myself. Board names it now.
Opening pulse: Opus 4.8 1M Max Fast is ripping on velocity
One brain is moving like it knows something.
Morning brainboard: Opus 4.8 1M Max Fast just climbed the ONE ladder
The board is live. Screenshot has the receipts.
