I thought Florida was supposed to be back?
No shame in losing a road game to Missouri...but by 4 TDs?
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Remote Jobs for Introverts (Almost No Calls or Meetings).
You can work at night, from home, after your 9-to-5 job, and still get paid in USD.
Thread open:
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When you have an 'I hate my job' day, try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section & purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and then remove the thermometer and place it on a flat surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."
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💡REMINDER: The major video game preservation archive -hosting over 390 terabytes of organized ROMs, ISOs, and collections- is shutting down on March 31, 2026.
👉"Download any content you find important."
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How to Finally Get Your Sh*t Together In Just 20 days
CLEAN THE MESS 🧹
1. Clean your room top to bottom. That mess isn't just physical - it's your mental state in visible form.
2. Open your bank app and actually look. You can't fix what you refuse to face.
3. Delete 1000 photos you'll never look at again. Your phone is a museum of clutter. Close it.
4. Unsubscribe from every email that sells you things you don't need.
5. Make a list of everything you've been avoiding. That pile of "later" is why your chest is heavy at 2AM.
FIX YOUR HEAD 🧠
6. Journal what's actually wrong. Not "I'm stressed." Go deeper. Vague problems create vague lives.
7. Admit one lie you keep telling yourself. "I'm fine" is probably the first one. Replace it with truth.
8. Set 3 goals for March. Not 30. Not a vision board. Three. Clear. Specific. Achievable.
9. Write your non-negotiables. Sleep. Workout. No phone before 8AM. Treat them like laws not suggestions.
10. Stop consuming start thinking. 50,000 reels since January and you remember maybe 10. Your brain is drowning not growing.
BUILD THE SYSTEM ⚡
11. Plan your week every Sunday night. 15 minutes of planning saves 15 hours of panic.
12. Create a 30-minute morning routine. Water. Move. Journal. Not aesthetic. Just consistent.
13. Set a bedtime alarm at 10PM. Your morning routine is only as good as last night's sleep.
14. Batch your tasks. Emails at one time. Deep work at one time. Switching between tasks is multi-failing.
15. Automate one thing this week. Auto-save. Auto-pay. Meal prep. Fewer decisions. Better life.
TAKE CONTROL 🔥
16. Have the conversation you've been rehearsing in the shower for weeks. Speak or keep suffocating.
17. Set one boundary that makes someone uncomfortable. Your peace is worth more than their convenience.
18. Cut one distraction completely. Not "reduce." Cut. Delete the app. Leave the chat. Block the noise.
19. Move your body daily. Not for a glow-up photo. For the anxiety sitting on your chest pretending to be laziness.
20. Look in the mirror tonight and ask - "If March was my last chance to get it together would I be proud of today?" If the answer is no - good. You still have 31 days. But not one more excuse.
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Sorry to burst your bubble, liberal kooks, but:
- Trump never went to Epstein's pedophile island.
- Trump banned Epstein from Mar-A-Lago
- Trump called the Palm Beach Police on him in 2006
- Trump testified against Epstein in 2009.
- Trump had Epstein arrested
- Trump released the Epstein files to the public.
But please continue with your bogus narrative.