𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑳.

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ My body is 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑭𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵, you 𝑪𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑬. ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

Too busy thinking about 𝑳𝒊𝒛 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒂...

You want the world to see how pretty of a canvas you are? Here I was hoping you’d leave a toothbrush at my place and make it lowkey.

Tick tock, blondie. Not much longer before my shower drain starts getting clogged since you don’t want to come get your supper.

I’ve got a little acronym for you to remember, Betty. F-A-F-O. You’ll find out soon enough. Just try to not get your eyes glued shut when you’ve got enough baby tar on your face to fill a mason jar…

. . .you’re so lucky I find the offer incredibly tempting. Fine. Keep yourself ready for me. I’ll do it better than Veronica EVER could.

Oh really? And how exactly am I supposed to do that, hm? Go ahead and tell me how to pay for my transgressions.

Someone’s mad they didn’t get the thickest one… I’ll make sure to get you double shots for the holidays.

. . .there’s always next year. Plus, getting there first leads to the best treat.

I plead the fifth!

. . .can confirm.