The Official account of University of PoppyLand. It is an imaginary University of an Imaginary Land providing the best courses in Poppy Business. (Satire)

PoppyLand
Joined August 2023
After our successful display in the current #Manipur Conflict, we will be introducing courses in Poppy cultivation, fabrication of history, Victim card in the coming session. Stay tune, in the meantime enjoy the Tweets and retweets.
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HoD Adult & OnlyFans Studies Lamtinthang Haokip will introduce a course for a full semester on how to maintain multiple relationships. Sign up and follow for more updates. We are extremely busy working in the background to bring real changes to our #PoppyLand.
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#Christmas wishes from University of #PoppyLand From Pu Lords of PoppyLand Uni, we wish all teaching, non teaching staffs, students, interns, happy Christmas We hope all yearly bonuses are credited to your accounts since harvesting is also almost over. #Manipur #manipurconflict
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Still having a vivid memory of those days. xitter.cf/PoppyLandUni/status/17…
Our graduates & trainees celebrating New Year at SoO Senai Camp with their double key locked kept weapons. Thank you @Spearcorps @official_dgar @adgpi @manipur_police led by @AmitShah @rajnathsingh @NBirenSingh undership the leadership of @narendramodi for allowing this.
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🚨University of #PoppyLand strongly condemns the arrest of our innocent #Kuki_Zo vehicle miners🚨 These four people were mining ⛏️ vehicles to sell for Christmas, only to be called vehicle thieves. We condemn demeaning #Kuki_zo community in strongest terms. #Manipur.
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🚨 Establishing law & order in the streets of #PoppyLand🚨 Taking notes from #Manipur’s HCM @NBirenSingh, our trained students are establishing law & order in the streets. We thank district admin, CCPur, @Ccpur_Police, @official_dgar, @Spearcorps for this successful campaign.
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🚨 #Breaking: University of PoppyLand to establish PBSE after recent setback on CBSE affiliation 🚨 After much consideration with different stakeholders & forgery experts, BOG meeting has decided to establish PoppyLand Board Of Secondary Education (PBSE) for #PoppyLand schools
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We are resilient on emotional damages. Just look at the tweets of our graduates, they tweet like nothing matters and nothing will move or change their stand.
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Thank you @Ccpur_Police for letting us use your barricades without any problem Don’t look at insignia of people in shutdown Want to know how we managed to have police barricades & zero police @Spearcorps @RAFCRPF @official_dgar presence but with popular insignia people? Join us.
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We exercise our right to #PoppyLogic without any restraint. This is how we succeed. DENY DENY DENY, then maybe just maybe people might think, if #PoppyLanders are denying so vehemently, may be we are right. Thank you all #PoppyLanders for standing up for our student murderers.
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How we call and encourage our Tahchapas. Always works and will always work. Join us on a lustrous journey together as Tahchapas and Tahchanuzzz. We thrive in #PoppyLand as #PoppyLanders.
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#Meiteis should learn a thing or two from #PoppyLanders. We just deny everything including arrest of suspects of Linthoingambi & Hemjit murder. See how our people just sprung up in vandalism. Notice absence of RAF @crpfindia @official_dgar @Spearcorps, went insane days back.
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Imagine #Meiteis doing like this in Valley, it will be like Jokes on MEITEI! This is the power and connection we have. Do you see any law enforcement people there? Join us to be part of this incredible society.
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AHH! Karira swaida toubasi? We will come back with more number of pillars made by the same ideas.
🚨Meme Alert: #Kuki building dreamland based on Fabricated History, Victim Religion, Minority card, Fake propaganda on media, Be like: Tag whoever think it is & add your own, too many names can’t add all minions. It’s meme don’t take seriously #KukiMilitants #KukiAtrocites
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Very emotional days. Haven’t been able to post satirical contents due to heavy emotions. Will pull up together and post again. In the meantime, let’s all pray and demand justice for Lingthoingambi and Memanjit. #Manipur #ManipurAgainstZRA
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#Meitei keep protesting in #Imphal while we get to enjoy with sophisticated weapons. Look at our trainees singing in abandoned Meitei homes allegedly in buffer zone Video is some weeks old Anyway we love the muscle flexing of @Spearcorps @official_dgar on unarmed young students.
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What a bravery @Spearcorps @official_dgar by capturing student protestors from inside houses & beating crap out of them in broad day light in middle of road. Thank you @AmitShah @rajnathsingh @NBirenSingh for giving the blessing to them. Again, these don't apply in #PoppyLand.
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#Meiteis will always suffer like this from @Spearcorps @official_dgar. Have you ever heard such kind of excessive use of force in #PoppyLand? It takes lots of planning & effort to achieve this. @AmitShah @NBirenSingh @PMOIndia @narendramodi a job well stretched. #KukiAtrocities
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