Can I go to bed yet?

Cheshire, England
Joined May 2008
Explained to my boys that we were listening to “a banger” in the car the other day and now they obsessively review each song that comes on the radio when we are driving. “Is this a banger?” “This IS a banger”.
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I've missed this style. Terrible clip art and love. No AI. Well done @BootsUK. 🥰
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pulling this move on a crisp butty prior to consumption
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I'm sorry, but this is simply lovely, and I've no time for those who'll inevitably sneer at it as "Paddingtonism", or whatever. Like it or not, this is the version of Britain most British people identify with. Good on his M the K for participating, too.
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📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.
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My youngest at @TowerOfLondon this morning.
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to whom am i squeaking?
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anyone who gets more than us in a pub quiz is a nerd who takes things too seriously an anyone that gets less is a thicko that shouldnt have bothered leaving the house. and thats simply the way it is
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I interviewed Catherine O'Hara last year for "The Studio" and asked her about how Hollywood has changed in the last 50 years. One of my favorite bits that was cut from the story —
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“Ged, I’ll level with you, I’m really scared!”
🤍 Jude Bellingham with a fan who tattooed his face.
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Replying to @savbrads
feel bad for people who think they're being slick using ChatGPT and don't realise how obvious it is. like men who wear hairpieces
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Yep that’s them alright
First look at Woody and Buzz in ‘TOY STORY 5’ In theaters in June 2026.
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Really enjoyed this 🎃
I'm gonna recommend lesser known horror movies every day this month until Halloween Today's movie: The Invitation (2015)
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I have no idea who this character is but animating it's emotional breakdown is a diabolical way to guilt the producers I support it
Tiny Chef announces his show has been cancelled at Nickelodeon after 2 seasons and 41 episodes.
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“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned
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Unfortunately I now recognize GPT's writing style too well and, if it's not been heavily edited, can usually spot it. And I see it everywhere. Blogs, tweets, news articles, video scripts. Insanely aggravating.
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Jamaica’s Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce showed absolutely no mercy in the parents race at her son’s sports day…😂😂😂
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What an absolute treat to see Inside No.9 Stage/Fright yesterday. Gorgeously gory puntastic perfection ✨
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can't believe I couldn't take any pictures or videos at the sabrina concert because I had no storage left on my phone after going to sealife and taking 100+ pictures of this eel
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