Born into an ancient family of Waffle-masters, I will bring a new fervor to the church and lead us as we explore the boundaries of our faith and our waffles.

Texas, USA
Joined May 2013
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Would you game here for 8 hours?
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ᛈᛟᛈᛖ ᛟᚠ ᛏᚺᛖ ᚹᚨᚠᛚᛖᛋ retweeted
This is why the kids today as so damn soft
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The rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
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If Democrats want free health care for illegal so bad why don't they pay for it out of their own pockets? Oh wait I know why they don't want to spend their own money they just want to drain everybody else of there's.
🚨 BREAKING: After meeting with Schumer and Jeffries, JD Vance says he believes there WILL be a government shutdown, as Democrats demand "free" healthcare for illegals NO FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ILLEGALS! DO NOT BUDGE, 47! VANCE: "They're basically saying to the American people, 'we want to give HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS of dollars, to illegal aliens for their health care, while Americans are struggling to pay their health care bills"
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Which one? 👀‼
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Have I ever mentioned that I hate what car shopping has become? Because honestly who needs this kinda stress.
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A few things I have learned while doing some research on used car's: >Everything is a piece of junk >except for Toyota's, which are apparently made out of old nokia 3310's and there for are indestructible machines that will continue to run even after The Sun Burns out.
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> the "oh you don't want to finance this vehicle with 15 to 100% interest and pay on it for 20 years,can't help you" comments when I ask about the cash price it's very bad salesmanship. Like fine you just lost yourself a sale buddy.
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Anyway I'm renting at this point I'm going to go look at memes until I feel better again.
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waiting for people to like and retweet our memes
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Schumer mocks "greedy" Americans who want to keep more of their own money: "Their attitude is, 'I made my money all by myself. How dare your government take my money from me?'"
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How every game of RISK ends
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