Let's tee it up.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined May 2011
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“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit
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Baker Mayfield may be the only guy who could overthrow the Iranian government
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“They say the good die young and I’m scared im great” What a line @PatMcAfeeShow
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Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at during the team meeting today
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We got you 10🤞🏽
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Why in the year 2026 are teams still trying flea-flickers? Is this the best they got?
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Replying to @Giants
Bo Nix in the 4th quarter
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I feel attacked 😂 @SleeperMLB
Me when the wife asks if I want to go to Golden Corral for supper tonight…
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Scheffler stalking Fleetwood is like a segment from the saddest part of a nature documentary.
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This is why them CEOs wanted folks back into the office. They were missing their side pieces!
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dechambeau should really make a “can i break par at a major championship” video
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Gay bar near Pentagon is busy, no attack tonight.
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18 handicappers will not finish a round without volunteers
So much talk about “what would X handicap shoot at Oakmont”… Why don’t we find a way to make it happen? Have a 5, 10, 18 whatever handicap play Monday after the @usopengolf. Back tees full rules of golf, and see what happens? May have to let a few groups thru and allow for 6-7 hours but I think we’re all here for it, no?? 😂
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FRAME IT
PEYTON WATSON, YOU JUST FLEW.
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I’ve decided I’ve heard the greatest golf euphemism ever and there will never be a better one. “Grandpa’s pajamas” = 1 ball out.
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WHATS WITH THESE HOMIES SHOOTING MY GIRL
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Like I said before. I really wish Jokic would try a little harder.
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