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Tucson, AZ
Joined January 2013
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Replying to @Apple
@Apple intelligence works super good 👍
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Replying to @RobertKennedyJr
@RobertKennedyJr I’m an early victim of the opioid crisis and a veteran of OEF. I believe those two correlate. If you have any insight, I would love to hear it.
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Replying to @TruityLabs
@TruityLabs let me know in the beginning if it’s not free 🤷‍♂️ good job being capitalists.
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Replying to @TruityLabs
@TruityLabs I’M GONNA SMASH MY PHONE ON THE GROUND BECAUSE YOU WON’T SHOW ME ANY RESULTS. HOW ABOUT THAT. WHO THE FUCK WOULD PAY FOR THAT.
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Replying to @TheoVon
@TheoVon can you confirm that vampires don’t need nipples? Milk is not in their diet
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Replying to @McDonalds
@McDonalds 9 years since living in Arizona I’ve been craving a SEC bagel. Bring them here. #SECbagelinArizona
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Replying to @TedGinnJr_19
Who is your favorite player in College Football history?
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Replying to @Google
@Google make this make sense
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I would’ve joined the military but…
You are poor. You are unimportant. Men do not fear you. Your woman disagrees with you. Your lives are shit. If I was forced to endure a year of your life it would be the worst level of depression imaginable.
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Weed is legal in baseball lmao you don’t need to arrest minorities for minor “drug” offenses.
Following tonight's contest, Officers Hedges and Maile apprehended (12) of the most wanted rookies in baseball. More information to come, but ladies and gentleman, we got 'em.
Best QB in the nation throws a back shoulder fade to a WR who has a CB trailing…🫡
We all know where Bronny is going
LeBron James and son Bronny are in the Shoe for tonight’s game.
Who knew he’d do something weird and creepy. Total surprise.
The Flash star Ezra Miller has apparently deleted their Instagram account while a court is reportedly attempting to find them and serve an order against them, all while the actor is experiencing legal issues in Hawaii, Massachusetts, and North Dakota. bit.ly/3y19u5n
What about weeeeeeeedddddd
Ohio announces that sports betting in the state will begin on Jan. 1, 2023.
Zoom in on his face lmao
🚨| BREAKING: Harry Styles has fallen down the stairs at the #MetGala2022
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Sloppy Joes
What’s that one meal you absolutely love but haven’t had in forever🤔🤔
I feel like you’re saying this so he smacks you in the mouth so you can sue him for loads of money.
Fuck Will Smith's candy ass smacking a dude 4 inches shorter and 50lbs lighter. He's just in his feelings cause his bald headed bitch been fuckin around on him for years and he takes it. We all know who he wishes he could slap. #CuckWill
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It’s amazing that comedians think they are above getting smacked in the mouth for talking shit. “They’re just jokes”. You can make all the jokes you want but if you offend the wrong person you just might get smacked in the mouth for it. #talkshitgethit
I mean, it's amazing that twitter attacking comedians for making jokes here about last night don't see that they're doing the same shit Will did last night. When people take jokes literally, society is just over.
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Hey @Apple why are both my airpods pro in my ears but my iPhone is telling me that I need them both to be in my ears to enable noise cancelling?
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