BREAKING: Canada has been invited to join the European Union as its first associate member.

Sep 16, 2026 · 11:48 AM UTC

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A Maple start is rising 🦛🍁🇨🇦 #TZTinyTank @TheTorontoZoo
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BREAKING: Canadians say NO!
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Canada is soon going to have better access to the European Common Market than the UK does - Brexit was a bed idea.
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New continent, same bureaucratic intent. Trading boundaries for Brussels bounds.
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51st state 👀
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Canada is part of North America! 🇲🇽🇺🇸🇨🇦
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And Canadians weren’t even asked. No surprise from Carney. Thought we were a democracy
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What will it cost the Canadian taxpayer? What will the Canadian taxpayer get in return for this? Can the existing EU members also change the regular membership into an ‘associate membership’?
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Well the currency will become par with US dollar. Switching to Euro would help more.
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Canada was also invited to join as 51st state of USA Canada on high demand
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Probably should have waited till after the Alberta independence vote as this could change voters minds.
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@Polymarket
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Australia will be next. Both PMs are spineless simps.
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Stay independent Canada, the eu is a zionist controlled entity. Trade with them, but don't join them.
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I am getting my passport ready 🫡 goodbye the freaking cold of the north!!
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Ya Canada, get us coffee and hurry.
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No thanks. What are the benefits? Canada’s exports to the EU are 5%. 70% goes to the US. Do we really want all the headache, stifling regulation and unelected bureaucracy of the EU and get nothing in return? Open borders. More cultural enrichment like Sweden or Spain?
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Only a liberal government would join something that they are not really part of.
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Might as well invite Australia and nz then call it the World Union
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Time to annex Canada and leave NATO
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"Associate member" is not a legal category that exists in the EU treaties!
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A good reminder to Canadians is to look at what happened to Cueta... nitter.cf/elfachapatriota/status…
EL FACHA PATRIOTA
@elfachapatriota
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Replying to @sanchezcastejon
Estos gritos de una mujer o niña en Ceuta deberían taladrarte el cerebro (si es que tienes) toda tu existencia y más allá, en el infierno donde seguramente te pudrirás.
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@DanishMFA I'll trade you Quebec for Greenland. Take it or leave it.
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They simply want one more vote in favor of their agenda. It’s on the people to stop the EU on its wicked path.
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Canada is applying to move its continent across the Atlantic.
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No surprise, we both use Metric
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@Polymarket
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Just in time for Germany to leave
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We'll happily release Canada from the Shields of America. Just don't come crying when you need protection, call your new parents to bail you out. We should seriously consider leaving the UN. Let them take care of their own.
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Don’t they need to vote on that?
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Time to invade and conquer Canada 🙂‍↕️
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Canada really looked at North America and started browsing other servers
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We gonna take Canada 🔥
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That happened 240 years ago.
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Wild take but the EU can do better than Canada.
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canada really said "eh, let's try europe
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