Uncomfortable drawings.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2009
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I was not prepared for how unreasonably angry this made me. @ Alin Party Supply instagram.com/p/CPwPzaGp6g9/…
Am important question for @hodgman and @JesseThorn:
ALT Actor Dan Hedaya sitting behind a desk while shouting into a phone, with text that reads, "I know a Dracula can get any job, but can a Dracula do any job?"
Sure, your cat types on your keyboard. But does she wait until you're asleep to crack open the debug menu? instagram.com/p/CC4esSNJyrP/…
Lesson of the day: Sunburned skin is less resistant to the pointy parts of a cat. instagram.com/p/CCrboJPpLC0/…
My father (Ruler of the Iron Islands): Did you pay gold for that milkshake?
Me (A lactose intolerant): I paid the porcelain price.
