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Thanks to UK prices the middle class has stopped buying anything
They have a new spending habit:
It’s called ‘don’t spend anything’
Want a new car? Clean the old one
Want a new house? Tidy the old one
They have a new going out habit
It’s called ‘Staying in’
The middle class didn’t get smarter with money, they have just become the new working class & can’t afford anything anymore
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BREAKING NEWS
Prime Minister Andy Bullshit is heading to an emergency meeting with Macron in Paris to suggest capping Bus Fares at £2 to stop the protests.
They will also discuss where Pork Scratchings sits on the pub snack league table.
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🌍 European countries that added the most migrants (2000–2024)
1. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom: +7.1M
2. 🇪🇸 Spain: +6.8M
3. 🇩🇪 Germany: +6.4M
4. 🇹🇷 Türkiye: +5.8M
5. 🇮🇹 Italy: +4.4M
6. 🇫🇷 France: +3.0M
7. 🇦🇹 Austria: +1.4M
8. 🇳🇱 Netherlands: +1.4M
9. 🇨🇭 Switzerland: +1.3M
10. 🇧🇪 Belgium: +1.3M
11. 🇸🇪 Sweden: +1.3M
12. 🇵🇱 Poland: +917K
13. 🇮🇪 Ireland: +840K
14. 🇳🇴 Norway: +720K
15. 🇷🇴 Romania: +521K
16. 🇵🇹 Portugal: +476K
17. 🇩🇰 Denmark: +475K
18. 🇭🇺 Hungary: +393K
19. 🇨🇿 Czechia: +386K
20. 🇫🇮 Finland: +378K
Europe's migrant population grew by 40.8 million between 2000 and 2024, up 67%. The UK, Spain and Germany together account for almost half of that increase.
Source: UN DESA
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Yesterday it was Busman Burnham.
Today he's dealing with parking.🅿️
We're so blessed. Thank you Andy.
😜🤣
🤖 Made with AI
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🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has finally recognised the public’s frustration that socks go missing in the laundry.
He’s introducing the Triple Sock Bill — making it compulsory for every sock to be sold in threes.
Our futures are secure. 🧦🧦🧦
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Why does the media habitually call Tommy Robinson "Stephen Yaxley Lennon" but never Zack Polanski "David Paulden'?
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Halle-bloody- lujah! 🙄
Labour to approve new North Sea drilling as gas prices hit four-year high
telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
Halle-bloody- lujah! 🙄
Labour to approve new North Sea drilling as gas prices hit four-year high
telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
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💥BREAKING - Labour MPs asked planted Qs in House of Commons @Telegraph @camillahmturner
telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
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I asked in the Lords why the government leaves out the costs of extra grid, backup gas power costs, and payments to windfarms not to produce sometimes, when talking about the cost of renewables. No answer.
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The @andyburnham plan to fine people up to £1,000 for playing loud music on buses is a gimmick. Asked who will enforce the law Downing St admits: they haven't a clue
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We currently have a Prime Minister on LADbible discussing:
VAR.
The price of a pint.
Oasis.
If northerners are funnier than southerners.
Andy Burnham is an unserious man in a very serious time. Bad combination.
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The country is going down the pan and our Prime Minister is faffing around tweaking parking tickets.
What is the point in Burnham if he refuses to touch the big issues like the ballooning benefits bill?
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced changes to car parking fines
- Drivers will have a 5-minute grace period to decide whether to park and 10 minutes to leave after a parking session ends
- A £20 maximum charge on appeal for minor mistakes, such as entering the wrong number plate or not displaying a permit
- Charges will also be cancelled on appeal for breakdowns, medical emergencies or broken ticket machines
- The £100 cap on charges will remain
- The rules will come into force as soon as possible and operators that break them will lose access to DVLA data




























