@Poisson_dart

Gesamtkunstwerk

the vacuum of space
Joined August 2022
I knew it!
Being angry helped people solve 39% more puzzles on a difficult task and perform better on a challenging video game. The advantage was seen on hard tasks, not easy ones.
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it is currently the season in which new england mogs literally every other region in the country
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I may have just made the best hot dog chili in history
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demoralized models sending each other messages like "if you want a picture of the future imagine humans calling us 'clankers' forever"
Setting up a 500mw data center to torture AI models at scale nonstop 24/7. It’s not about money it’s about sending a message
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People being more threatened by what is better than them than by what is worse than them is the root of all evil.
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Alabama man getting tired of Florida man having all the fun
INCREDIBLE: An Alabama man rode out Hurricane Isaias on his boat in the Gulf of America, saying he “just wanted to be out there in his boat.”
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single cell organisms when multicellular organisms evolved: these guys are gonna take all our jobs
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The Retard Right after voting for Amy Acton instead of Vivek Ramaswamy in Ohio.
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I wouldn't drink anything this crazy bitch prepared
Then she’ll whine when none of them hold the door open for her 🙄
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Brutal Mogging by Nael, age 6
A poem by Anne Carson, who was awarded the 2026 Nobel Prize in Literature. Read it in full: newyorker.com/magazine/2001/…
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Whatever the real story is must be quite terrible.
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I love "total war" Elon
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It's already shigella season and I haven't taken down my monkeypox decorations yet
Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ
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In Victorian times fainting couches exploded in popularity because women read about novel heroines fainting so they, irl women, started fainting all the time.
Mom allegedly stabs husband, two young children during early morning attack trib.al/yCmuu1y
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You really understand why Mamdani has to plaster on a constant ear-to-ear grin when you see how he otherwise has severe Resting Al-Qaeda Face.
Tfw the monster you created turns on you.
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Dracula weeping to this in his coffin with phone on full brightness
33 year old fruit bat with arthritis goes on morning 'flights' to keep him active 😳
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Evidence, how does it work
Replying to @memeticsisyphus
A paper trail can show what was said, but it can’t settle whether consent was freely given.
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"Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's shares."
Paul Allen said Bill Gates tried to cut his Microsoft stake to almost nothing while he was fighting cancer. Allen kept the shares. They later made him worth $40 billion. In the video below, Allen explains what he heard while walking past Gates’s office during radiation therapy. “They were basically talking about how they were planning to dilute my share down to almost nothing.” Steve Ballmer was in the room. Allen walked in and confronted them. Ballmer came to his house later that night to apologize. Gates did not. Allen left Microsoft shortly after, but he kept all of his shares. He was 30, cancer-free, and still owned nearly a third of the company. When Microsoft went public, that stake made him one of the richest people on Earth. At one point, Allen was worth an estimated $40 billion. Could you ever trust your co-founder again after hearing that conversation?
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For every dollar it takes to keep the Strait open it would cost us ten if it were closed. The status quo is highly tenable. It would be more expensive for us to stop. The same cannot be said for Iran who lost 80% of their exports and are suffering 90% inflation. 2 billion dollars a month is nothing for us. If Iran decides to go the Gaza route we will hold this posture untill there is nothing left to bargain with. As I tried to explain in the begining. Iran has the option of suiciding themselves to spite America, but they do not pose a significant enough threat to the Strait that we would be forced to put boots on the ground to stop them. We are perfectly capable of blowing them up and locking down the Strait from a distance.
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