Gemma

My phone screen is brighter than my future

We have grown up to be the people that our parents told us not to be

Teacher: I haven't told anyone to pack up yet *everyone packs up in slow motion*

Are you from Europe? Because europiece of shit

When you want them, they don't want you. When they want you, you don't want them.

How to get hot: Set yourself on fire

Saying "ohhhhhh" even know you still don't have a clue what they are talking about

Me: *Spells one letter wrong in password* Me: *Deletes whole password to start again*

Woman gives birth: Woman: I think I'll name her Sara. Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?

normal person: sings lyrics me: sings lyrics :sings backup vocals :sings guitar riffs :air-drums entire song :headbangs

parents: what foreign language class are you taking this year? me: math

how do people do back flips when i can't even successfully flip a pancake

*drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

I get so worried when somebody tells me 'they have to speak to me'

"I'm not a hipster, but I can make your hips stir" I'm not water, but I'll fucking drown you.

are you a slinky because i want to push you down the stairs

I hate it when you talk to someone every minute, everyday for ages.. then they drop you & act as if they don't even know you

Sometimes i wish i could be a goldfish & only have a 30 second memory so i don't have to remember the times i've been hurt

I would much rather someone tell me they don't like me than be fake and bitch about me behind my back

One of the worst feelings is slowly drifting away from one of you closest friends