É ele... o maior herói de todos os tempos! 𖤓 𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗼 𝗗𝗮 𝗖𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗮 aka 𝙎𝙐𝙉𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙏 𖤓 New Mutant, X-Man, Avenger 𖤓 Roleplay Account

"Nothing that a little drink or five can't fix! I would offer you some, but I know you prefer the taste of souls to spirits."

Today was a great day.

He has to pause for a second to process that. "What do you mean you're not good at relaxing?? Not even for self-care? Self-care is the most important thing you can do for yourself. That's why I drink half of four bottles of wine every day."

"I mean it sounds like you enjoy starting fights and don't particularly prioritize developing the bonds of fraternity, so I think you would be no worse than anyone currently in office! Hell, you might even enjoy it..."

"Which means you have to get messy sometimes. Or, at least just try things for the hell of it and see what sticks. Or what sucks the least."

"That basically sounds like a political agitator. Or just a politician in general, I guess. An office job is steady work ... but yeah, I think if I had to spend the rest of my life in an office, I'd just give up right then and there. Life is for living."

"Well, attempted violence as an introduction is a longstanding and apparently much beloved tradition among the X-Men, so who am I to judge?"

"The X-budget? Henry, please. I said bespoke." Roberto looks faintly offended by the misunderstanding. "It's on me. I can't stand to see you in another one of those awful outfits."

This is why one has trousers made. Bespoke is the only sensible option. Buying ready-to-wear, off-the-rack is an indignity!

"... do you want me to lie?"

'Hostile takeover' sounds very menacing and near villainous, so we are rebranding that to 'surprise change in leadership'.

"Can you picture me in my Dark Phoenix glory? It's hot, isn't it?" He stares off in the distance admiring the mental image.

"Correction: I brought back a friend, and his name is Scott."

"Well, if it makes you feel better, she was utterly humiliated. But wow, you got some strong feelings there, friend. And you told me you didn't have feelings! Anger is a feeling."