“Wum wum wum wum wum wum wum wum wum. Beeuuuuuuu!” - Russ Frushtick The History of Fun #TheHistoryOfFun

“John 3:15 and John 3:17 are both ‘Git R Done.’ A lot of people don’t know that.” - Griffin McElroy My Brother, My Brother and Me #MBMBaM #John #Bible

“It’s loose, dry beans. I call it ‘The Chili That Crunches.’” - Travis McElroy My Brother, My Brother and Me #MBMBaM #Chili #Beans #chilislove

“This is a buyers’ market for fog machines. 100%.” - Justin McElroy My Brother, My Brother and Me #MBMBaM #FogMachine #BuyersMarket

“Not👏 the👏 ques👏tion👏, but👏 thank👏 you👏 ve👏ry👏 much👏!” - Griffin McElroy My Brother, My Brother, and Me #MBMBaM #Clap #SantaCup

“Let’s do the Philly Slide, Everybody!” - Hal Lublin We Got This! #WGT #PhillyDanceParty

“If you told me that the movie, once she becomes governor, is about a cat who’s turned into a woman who becomes governor, I would believe it.” - Jason Mantzoukas How Did This Get Made? #hdtgm #cats #BelieveIt!

“If you told me that this script was written by eleven (11) dads on a fishing weekend, I would believe you.” - Jason Mantzoukas How Did This Get Made? #hdtgm #movies #fishing

“Can I just say something? I am so tired of going to the drive-in porno theatre and having to deal with pervs.” - Jesse Thorn Jordan! Jesse! Go! #jjgo #drivein #theatre

“They don’t know who the fuck I am, but they know I’m not Justin because I’m haven’t been telling dirty mummy jokes.” - Griffin McElroy My Brother, My Brother and Me #MBMBaM #MummyJokes #ItWasGriffin

“I love social commentary wrapped in scifi RUFUS! GIVE IT A REST!” - Tim Batt The Worst Idea of All Time #twioat #Rufus #Giveitarest

“I proposed to my wife at the bottom of the Marianas Trench.” - Jordan Morris Jordan, Jesse, GO! #jjgo #MarianasTrench #GottaGetASon

“Everytime I’m playing Mario Kart, I wish a fucking ghost spirit would show up and show me where the shortcuts are so I stop looking like a fool.” - Stuart Wellington The Flop House #FlopHouse #MarioKart #Fool

“A whole book is a lot of fun to read!” - Paul Ritchey Goosebuds #Goosebuds #book #read

“I’m a grownup! I can drive a car!” - Jordan Morris Jordan! Jesse! Go! #jjgo #grownup #car

“All money’s a scam when you think about it, guys.” - Travis McElroy My Brother, My Brother, and Me #MBMBaM #Money #guys

“You only have one chance with prank shorts!” - Justin McElroy My Brother, My Brother, and Me #MBMBaM #Prank #Shorts

“Slam the beef.” - John Hodgman Judge John Hodgman #jjho #beef #pogs

“The rulebook says, ‘This is dumb. Stop it’.” - Dan McCoy The Flop House #FlopHouse #Rulebook #StopIt

“And what is this podcast but an exploration of mouth feel.” - Jordan Morris Jordan, Jesse, Go! #JJGO #Mouth #Feel

“Someone sent me a puzzle and I refuse to do it.” - Doug Benson Doug Loves Movies #DLM #Puzzle #Refuse