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JP

@PocockJordan

Owner of @protocolevents1

Joined July 2012
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People are too high maintenance now days all I see is ick this, Ick that just grow the fuck up 😅
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Streets saying the last time Liverpool had a shot on target against Arsenal at Anfield was the Szoboszlai freekick goal last season😭
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9 games without a win and these clowns had the audacity to pull this for a offside goal . Shameless pricks
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That’s how u win it
Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt) profile pictureFootball on TNT Sports
@footballontntOct 28
2008 Cristiano Ronaldo has been voted as the best Ballon d’Or of all time by the public 🏆 At Man Utd in the 2007/08 season, he achieved: 🏆 Premier League 🏆 Champions League ⚽ 42 goals 🎯 8 assists 👟 Premier League Golden Boot 👟 Champions League Top Scorer 👟 European Golden Shoe 🥇 Premier League Player of the Season 🥇 PFA Players' Player of the Year 🥇 FWA Footballer of the Year 🥇 UEFA Club Footballer of the Year 🥇 FIFA World Player of the Year
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Bukayo Saka... PREMIO SÓCRATES 🙌 Porque el fútbol a veces es lo de menos 👏 ¡Eres ejemplo! #ballondor
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It’s a funny old world isn’t it……. These memes always come back to bite opposition fanbases who are stupid
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AFC Bournemouth 🍒 (@afcbournemouth) profile pictureAFC Bournemouth 🍒
@afcbournemouthOct 25
You'll fall in loveeee I know you willllllllll Our number nine is the KING OF BRAZIL 🇧🇷
Evanilson celebrates after his goal at Old Trafford.

ALT Evanilson celebrates after his goal at Old Trafford.

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He got manners!!! So much respect for his elders he had to release the burden from his soul .....That boy being raised right.
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Didn’t win for two months and Spurs are above United 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Amad Diallo since this tweet: 0 G/A vs Fulham 0 G/A vs Tottenham 0 G/A vs West Ham 0 G/A vs Everton 0 G/A vs Crystal Palace 0 G/A vs Newcastle 0 G/A vs Aston Villa 0 G/A vs Bournemouth 0 G/A vs Leeds 0 G/A vs Chelsea 0 G/A vs Brentford 0 G/A vs Liverpool 0 G/A vs Sunderland 0 G/A vs Nottingham forest 0 G/A vs Brighton 0 G/A vs Tottenham 0 G/A vs Atletico Madrid 0 G/A vs Leeds United 0 G/A vs Como 0 G/A vs Bournemouth Stoppable on his day, the delight of defenders. No hope Kid
Amad (@Amaddiallo_19) profile pictureAmad
@Amaddiallo_19Jan 25
Replying to @cagiago_
Your only hope is corner🤣 Be humble KID 🤫
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Bro xitter.cf/stmalternate7/status/2…
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Nigga was on a crack and got a btch before me.
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 (@SaycheeseDGTL) profile pictureSAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
@SaycheeseDGTLOct 16
Delonte West, who is 11 months sober, has announced that he is officially married! ❤️
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🤦‍♂️ "That embodies the reason why Man United are a poor football team!" 😤 "What about your stinking, lousy performance vs Spurs on Saturday!?" Simon Jordan rips into Lisandro Martinez for his shock outburst against #MUFC's hierarchy! 🔥

Simon Jordan launches into scathing rant on Lisandro Martinez!

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this child faked a rabona into a croqueta to directly create an assist, WHAT AM I SEEING
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You don’t understand how cheeky this is
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@afcstuffOct 13
THAT TOUCH & FINISH FROM JURRIEN TIMBER. 😮‍💨🇳🇱 🎥 @footballontnt
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This is the most beautiful gif ever
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Timber that was fake
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@onwajnrOct 8
get your spark back nigga
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@AFTVMediaOct 7
Max Dowman has been presented with 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 Guinness World Records! 👏 🥇 Youngest player to appear in the UEFA Champions League, aged 15 years and 308 days 🥇 Youngest goalscorer in Premier League history, aged 16 years and 73 days 🥇 Youngest player to win the Premier League, aged 16 years and 144 days Three records before turning 17. What a talent. 🌟
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Nasri, Adebayor, Clichy and Sagna snaked us to win 0 trophies
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