Cup Champion and TOECAR Meteorologist Severtun Der Stormvarnin says the early long-range forecast into season 7 calls for extremely breezy conditions... Something about mesoscale convective currents idk man

It all comes down to this. Tonight. 8pm ET. CLOT, PISS, ROBB, CHRIS, ASIAGO. 1 Trophy... well 2 i guess. ONE GOODIES TRASH SERIES CHAMPION, and one Riki conquerer. Because 37 others will also race for a win at the infamous Riki Raceway! Who's colors are you wearing tonight?

The giant coke bottle bew up and we've almost got it dried. The Race premiere will begin by 8-8:15ET (The relentless ass heat caused Besserd to take almost twice as long to render) Seriously where is the coldfront? WEED!!? SEVERTUN? ANSWERS!

Its the penultimate weekend for Season 6, folks. We decide who the High 5™ will be for each series heading into the finales. It may be Labor Day, but these TOECAR Teams are putting in WORK to make this Championship. Who has the most grit?

May have been a little too wishful thinking, thinking that we could squeeze the Splint Cup Race at Dover in before NASCAR today.. There's Tornado debris blocking the entire entrance... I guess I'll get the broom and dustpan and we'll get racing Tomorrow before the NCS race.

Tonight at 7ET, We have a SPECIAL MEDICAL UPDATE on the health of one of our drivers, over on TwistedTwo. Following that at 7:30ET, the Goodies Trash Series begins their PlayoffChaseoffRaceoffs at Homestead! youtube.com/watch?v=GnMo1oUl…

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Following yet another set of destructive TOECAR events last week, TOECAR is having another job fair! New and old faces alike will be transported to the facilities, where they will have another opportunity to make a name for themselves in TOECAR! Find out who this week!

Due to my router completely dying out of nowhere, the Splint Cup Race at Rusty's Chicken Farm will be postponed.. Updated date/time will be posted as soon as we know.

Tomorrow night at 7pm ET, ITS THE GOODIES DASH 300 AT DAYTONA! 42 drivers, 12 brand new souls, and only 1 trophy. Many things will be shed. Let us know who you hope to see lifting the trophy after the dust settles

The legacy continues! Congratulations to the Shitfart family! Dick Shitfart Jr. has entered the world, born 8 am this morning! They already gave him frosted tips, and has been formally offered a place at Timothy Cigarello's school once he is old enough!

In about 2 hours, the most talented drivers in racing (toecar) get their first laps of the season in. Aough... I can see into the future and there's trouble.. youtu.be/EHXM9rXCm7s

TODAY IS THE DAY. TOECAR'S BACK! At 6pm ET, Tune into opening practice from Daytona! Don't let the term "practice" turn you off... It's a hoot to watch every season. The Tylenol Tankers™ are ready, and so are we. Are you? youtu.be/vNHFb8y0pX0

Drivers, Rev up those livers! Opening practice prep is underway. and the convoy is on the way to Daytona. Just 7 days until our first Practice Session!