Ben?! The water features at Dolly wood weren’t big enough for personal watercr- oh wait…

Wait. Are you the reason Dollywood closed down?

Hooray. What are you going to do with all this forbidden knowledge?

Thanks

I miss Calc 3.

Nah. I’m too lazy to set the record straight.

Alright. @BenjaminMuses brought me back. It’s 1942 and I’d rather fight Nazis in Germany than Canada. And I gotta see the shit show tomorrow.

I’ve been working on an exit, but I’m expediting things now. Just trying to get contact info from some of my favorites. Then I’m gone.

Joel Hammond looking at the Nazi memorabilia on Elon’s shelf.

But let’s be honest, you don’t have to be a holocaust historian to recognize a Nazi salute.

I’ve spent the last two years building up an immunity to jelly bean poison.

That is a Nazi salute.

Yeah, but it works spectacularly well on otherwise slow computers. Well, Mint Lite does anyway.

Giving it a week for Musk to divest from any interest. And then I’m gone. (Because I’m sure he won’t.)

I’ve been informed that it is my cognitive bias that makes me see this as a Nazi salute.

Honest answer: 0 Mathematical answer: 17 Tough guy answer: 999

Dude. That’s a fucking Nazi salute. Don’t try to defend it.

Oh, he was saying words just before giving the Nazi salute? I guess that makes it OK then. Fuck no!

Remember when we all said that Elon was a Nazi, and you all said we were being hyperbolic? I don’t want an apology. I want you to stop defending him.