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what's great about Tank Girl (1995) is that it's basically mad max fury road if furiosa was harley quinn and the movie had the budget/aesthetic sensibility of super mario bros (1993)
in other words, it's perfect
I promise not to be too annoying about this but if you talk to me at all in the next month you should know that I'm actually just thinking about The Substance again
Say what you want about Twilight, I still love that Stephanie Meyer just googled "rainiest place in the US" and rolled with it β that's peak writer shit right there
Hot take, apparently: characters are more than a collection of aesthetic qualities, and saying an adaptation can't work without those superficial features is often just a shallow misunderstanding of what makes a character
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ALT A man says "fuck it. I wanna be serialized. I'm tired of living comic to comic. I want to experience more. I don't want my eternally reviving body to be used for momentary vignettes. I want to be somebody!" Another man says "Oh Gary, I don't think it works like that. We are doomed to nothingness after the next panel." Gary shakes his fists and shouts to the heavens "NO! I refuse! My name is Gary! I deserve more life!"
Dear millennials, I know it's hard to hear, but this is how gen z remembers you from 15 years ago.
I'm so sorry,, you still have time to improve your legacy
It's cool how many of these characters were early cards introduced in Marvel Snap. I'm sure part of it was a desire to save some big names for later, but it still helps build familiarity with these characters for a wider audience
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Replying to @BRICSinfo
I'm Chiitan japanese crazy mascot
There are many more individualities of the soul.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people.
Let's create a world where everyone can live peacefully as themselvesβ¨
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Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the greatest male swimmer in history. Meanwhile, female athletes with genetic differences are legally discriminated against and harassed to no end. This is not about βprotecting women in sportsβ - this is about protecting a very specific idea of what a woman is.
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cannot believe they let people who are stronger and faster than other people compete in the Find Out Who Is The Strongest And Fastest Person contest
Iron Man has gone evil in the comics before, just do that with a Tony Stark variant instead, you don't have to pretend he's Doctor Doom now, a character with a completely different backstory and powerset, idk doesn't conflating those characters seem weird to Kevin Feige




























