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Joined May 2020
Danny Murphy in shock managerial move to replace Erik Ten Hag
Club Brugge’s Alfred Schreuder is set to be appointed as new Ajax manager to replace Erik ten Hag, done and now confirmed as per @MikeVerweij. 🇳🇱🤝 #Ajax The agreement is now at the final stages, to be announced soon.
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Musical Players (featuring VARious artists) retweeted
Hello .@Twitter Nobody likes the home/latest tweets thing at the top of home page. It’s rubbish. Please stop trying new things. I’m too fucking old.
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Am I the only one who wishes Messi signed for PSG so a chant to Kajagoogoo's 80s classic could be created? "Tuchel-chel, hush-hush Lionel" No? Me neither
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Sadly for Ole it's looking ominous now. I've also seen people defending him as he wasn't backed during the summer but does anyone honestly think just sticking Sancho in that side now would suddenly make us a more consistent side with identity is delusional. Ole now looks lost.
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Sounds like Trump is challenging a Marvel villain to a fight
STIMULUS! Go big or go home!!!
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The more I think about that transfer window for Utd, my theory is this. Sancho and Grealish were the main targets. Pogba was going to be sold to Real or Juve. Covid hits, clubs have no idea how bad this will make things and Utd pull the plug when Pogba has to stay. Deals are all
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dependent on Pogba being sold. Van de Beek was a cheap alternative to Grealish. Makes the most sense to me other aside from the obvious Glazer issue
Ed Woodward to lead vaccine purchasing team Midnight Dec 31st: "Vaccine negotiations have collapsed. Woodward is understood to be happy to live with the virus for another year. He is however considering a late loan move for some paracetamol" @newschambers
Thinking back Dortmund have shown Woodward up to be an even bigger fool than he clearly is. No Sancho,Haaland turns Utd down despite all the "Ole has contacted him personally" briefs and Bellingham too (we let him go there to sweeten the Sancho deal was a delusion some had). Poor
Why do I have the awful feeling Utd cut back on phones for staff and gave Ole an old Nokia with shit predictive text. He wanted Adama Traore and a defender like Pallister but we got the wrong Traore and Pellistri
Disappointing window aside just looked at Utd's fixtures. Newcastle (a), PSG (a), Chelsea (h), Leipzig (h), Arsenal (h), Besaksehir (a), Everton (a). Champions league games aside it's a very tough run given the doom and gloom at the moment. A pivotal month for Ole I feel....
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Quite incredible that Utd have wasted the summer chasing attacking talent and when it appears they finally are going to get them the entire back four needs to be replaced. Sums things up really
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Is it just me or are Utd the only club who are briefing the media about their losses in some misguided attempt to get sympathy from fans? The constant factor in Utd's decline post Ferguson is the Glazers and Woodward
Who'd have thought Jermaine Jenas mixed with Phil Collins would end up looking like Mark Bosnich
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Footballers as musicians In honour of his hat trick today it's Marilyn Min Son again #Spursy #THFC #Son #TottenhamHotspur #Spurs #SOUTOT #MarilynManson RT and follow @PlayersMusical
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