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Me walking out of Dominos after using the two for $5.99 coupon
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An apparition appears in your room, alongside a more successful looking doppelganger of yourself.
Apparition: " - and THIS is what you would be!"
Doppelganger: "Oh my god! Spare me these twisted visions, specter! I've learned my lesson!"
(both vanish)
You: Hey what the fuck
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/ >💍 💍 💍 3 to the Elves
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/ >💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 7 to the Dwarf lords
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/ >💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 9 to the race of Men
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💍< \ But they were all of them, deceived. For another ring was made.
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Thank you, Sakurai #SmashBrosUltimate #SmashDirect
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nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
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If anyone asks how it is trying to jump into Kingdom Hearts as a series, just show them this.



























