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Are you running for mayor or Tel Aviv’s honorary concierge in New York? Imagine someone courting voters in Chinatown with a “first stop: Beijing” pledge. 🤣🫶🏼
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“In todays news, trump narrowly escaped death when a deep state agent posing as a boom mic operator attempted to assassinate him. He was untouched by all poisons. Truly our leader is great!”
Diana Thirst@rlycalm15 Mar 2025
A reporter accidentally brushed Trump’s face with a fluffy boom mic. Don’t worry, his supporters are on the case
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*JD Vance comes home to find Usha sitting at the dimly lit dining room table, eyes red, with a crumpled “may not be removed except by consumer” tag in front of her*
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